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Game Thread: Seahawks vs Rams Week 1

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17-13 at a minimum...
 

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I was screaming it all last year on this forum. Boogie you know this. That stupid 2 down lineman bullshit with all the secondary and a bunch of potato off defense crap DOESN'T work. I don't know if it's Hurtt's thing, Norton's thing, I don't know what the fuck it is. But stop fuckin' doin' it. I don't know if Pete is trying to invent a standard 2-4-5 working defense to end his career or wtf it is... but it doesn't work.
Oh man I remember, we were chatting about this last year … Pete is sitting there watching this mess, it’s his decision so I hope he doesn’t accept this …
 

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And now we get the luxury of watching Cam Akers or Williams hit 100 yards rushing and wearing out the game clock....
 

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They can't even down a punt correctly.

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Our offense is going to have to carry every game this season. And we'll lose to anyone with a good defense. We're not even sniffing the division from the 9ers. We're playing for a wild card.
Agreed, we simply must make adjustments, this isn’t just a one game knee jerk reaction by Hawks fans, this was happening last year as well, it just looks even worse now …
 

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Ah fuck, well I'm gone from the Broncos board elimination challenge. Thought the Bears might be decent this year lol.
 

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Do we actually miss Norton at this point? :L
 

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Clint Hurtt, yah - keep pretending to write stuff down...
 

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This is clearly a case of outcoaching. McVay knows his team is out-matched talent wise so he just said, "Ya know what, we can score, Seattle's short game defense sucks... keep their offense off the field and drain the game clock." And it's worked 100%.

Seattle's actually lucky to not be down by MORE. Almost an INT thrown by Smith and should've been a home run TD by Stafford.
 

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Both tackles out? Well, that sucks
 

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And they have lost two Tackles to injury so Geno going to get killed out there next drive.

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Still going 2 down lineman … I can’t believe this
 

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Great Cross benched off, Lucas questionable. Defense can't stop a cold in a hazmut suit. This is catastrophe at it's finest. Season over. And I'm not exaggerating. This is about the worst outcome possible. This is done.
 

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Stafford is probably laughing inside, so easy
 

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Stafford is probably laughing inside, so easy

Kind of ironic... Denver and Seattle last year. That's what this game is. Fortunately we have our 1st round pick next year because it's going to be 100% top 5.
 

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Without at least two turnovers this game is over
 

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It's amazing how even when we 'stuff' a runningback, they still get 1-2 yards lmao.
 

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...grabbing Sharks paperbag...

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...grabbing Sharks paperbag...

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Oh this game is already a bust for me. Sure I'll take the win (which looks doubtful), but we're going nowhere this season. This defense is absolutely pathetic and the offense still looks fairly pedestrian against one of the worst defenses in the NFL.

Again, if we win, whatever... I really don't care at this point. If this was the 9ers that's one thing, but the fact the Rams even have the lead and are just marching on us at their will is pathetic. Sure glad we drafted a cornerback with that top 5 pick who isn't even on the field while the most expensive secondary in the league can't cover fuck all.

Hey always next week. And I know some of you will bash me for being negative, but I really honestly thought we'd look much better than this.
 

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How did a D-line become so unimportant to Pete ? He knows better, my God…
 
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