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Mariners 2023 - 2024 offseason thread

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Mariners’ 2024 projected payroll, after Eugenio Suarez trade: $133M (via
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M’s estimated final payroll in 2023: $140M

2023 league average: ~$165M
This is robbing the fanbase for showing out last season then reduce payroll for the next. While they pocket the rest.

Fuck these greedy fools. M’s fans needs to start learning and not show the fuck up.

This off-season so far has feel like a spit in the face for us fans.
 

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If this means we are trading for Jose Ramirez then ok, otherwise just another failure by JD and that dork Stanton. Living in AZ they are starting to force my hand to becoming a Dbacks fan after 30+ years as a die hard M’s fan of failure.
 

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If this means we are trading for Jose Ramirez then ok, otherwise just another failure by JD and that dork Stanton. Living in AZ they are starting to force my hand to becoming a Dbacks fan after 30+ years as a die hard M’s fan of failure.
Hell, I might have to move back to AZ.
 

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Just in case you thought you had a nightmare and this wasn't real.

Internally, it seems recent trade acquisition Luis Urías has the upper hand on the job. Ken Rosenthal of the Athletic (X link) and Daniel Kramer of MLB.com each report that Seattle plans to give Urías the third base job.
 

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This franchise is a fucking joke. Top to bottom.

We're so fucking poor we don't offer Teoscar a qualifying offer which he wouldn't have accepted.

We're so fucking poor we don't even make an attempt at getting Ohtani.

We're so fucking poor we dump Geno for two players who will be DFA'd sooner rather than later.

Unless they have a deal in place to sign Matt Chapman, they might as well just say they're rebuilding. Or better yet just admit they'll never have the payroll to compete.

Drunk rant over. This shit pisses me off so fucking badly that I'm happy ROOT isn't included in my television package anymore.
No one says Jerry is dumb, but if he traded Geno only to sign Chapman then we can officially say he is a dumb (his job is the GM no matter how they try to explain it). With how Geno played 3B this year, they are the exact same player. Chapman had an ungodly April then his offense was worse than Geno the rest of the way. It’s hard to say it’s a salary dump because sure they dumped 11 or so million but they just traded for 4.5 million on a scrub Urias. Urias is a platoon player, his MLB career has shown that is his ceiling.

These moves don’t make sense and no justification for this move unless they are getting Ohtani and Bellinger/Soto. I pointed out on the other thread they went into the offseason needing 3 bats, LF/RF/DH plus 2B. Well they let Teo go and traded Geno. So they went from needing 3 legit MLB bats to needing 5. Rojas and Urias both blew balls in 2023 and are not everyday starters. Sucks them selling us on one dude to completely becoming a different player and being a legit starter, but now they got two. Combine those two and they are essentially Caballero. Even signing Ohtani, this offense isn’t a WS caliber team. Sick of Jerry subtracting from the MLB roster and selling us on it making them better. He literally is doubling down on the 54% bs. I dislike 99% of Jerry’s move but if he were just Billy Beane and not tell us his motives it would be better. His reasoning from saying it makes the team deeper is just dumb and false.
 

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Just in case you thought you had a nightmare and this wasn't real.

Internally, it seems recent trade acquisition Luis Urías has the upper hand on the job. Ken Rosenthal of the Athletic (X link) and Daniel Kramer of MLB.com each report that Seattle plans to give Urías the third base job.
Crap just move Locklear to 3B and let him try. His ASL is better than Urias’ ceiling.
 

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Unpopular..but.necesary..
Yeah.i get..it..
The media.dont talk .
About.guys.left.on.base..
Plus strike outs..
With popular..guys..it's.ok..
Right....yeah ..right

the..
King..has.no.clothes.
Must be caligula
 

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Just in case you thought you had a nightmare and this wasn't real.

Internally, it seems recent trade acquisition Luis Urías has the upper hand on the job. Ken Rosenthal of the Athletic (X link) and Daniel Kramer of MLB.com each report that Seattle plans to give Urías the third base job.
I knew.it.was..real....
And...what's.more.agree.with.it ..however..unpopular.
Cuz.of..strike outs..and.guys left on base
It really..
Just..cooked..my..noodle..
When..time...after time..
The bases would be loaded..
And..it .was.strike out time .
 

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Hopefully .in the new lineup.
They can spaceout.. .strikeout.
Guys..

Crawford..
Julio..strikes.out
#3.
#4.
5.raliegh.cat...stikes.out
6.france...1b
7.rojas..2b..
8.urias..3b
9.kelenic....strikes.out

10..zala...strikes out.i don't care ..cuz..raleigh..strikes.out..anyway
11., ...................Moore..strikes.out..trade..him..as
well.

12.canzone..whoever..
13.santana..seth brown..
Whoever .
 
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I don't .need .guys on the.
Bench.coming.to.
Pinch..hit and striking.out..
Moore is past..
His prime..at 31.y0..or soon will be..trade .him..
 

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Time.to.change....the guard....
How.ever.popular..
Not pitchers..
710...
Morosi..putts......assly sayes what..
 

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I suggest .
Bellinger .rf...from.cubs
Jimenez .dh.from white Sox

Amed Rosario...ss/2b/utility .from Cleveland .and dodgers..

As always..there is a reason...

But mariners .will.do what
They do ....we.all know that .
 

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If you think.bellinger.
To expencive..
Othani..is way..expencive.
Those.are.the choices.

Jimenez.is actually.
Fairly..gettable..
With white.sox..
Re-imagine..
New.coach..and all.
And a style..of..
Hernandez .
But better..ave..
And Seattle needs.a.dh.
Or were you guys not.
Screeming..for.one..

Bellinger..is..my version.
Of haniger..
Cf/rf../.1b
 
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The shame..at this point.
Is if they don't get Jimenez.
Cuz to me he is..
Totally available..
And..risp..top.20...
Play.off.teams..need..
2 guys .who .are.risp.
Top..2o...

So I get..amed.rosario..
The Cleveland..version..
American.league..
Just why.do..you.
Think..the.dodgers.traded.
For him....
Yeah..not..his..good...looks..and..popularity..
 

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Bellinger.would seem.to fit
For me..for a long time.
Cf/rf/1b..what better..
And with France..being.
France..well..
 

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Rotation..

1.castillo..
2.kerby..
3.ray..left
4.gilbert.
5.miller..

6.hancock.
7.dollard..

8 Gonzales..left.

.I would.like
To trade but I don't know.if.
It is even.possable..
So .
 

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Trading guys..with years.of
Control..is not the.
Answer..

Morosi..

Go to the back..of the class..and write..
I will.not.trade.the good.
Controllable..pitching..
Away..sentences.
1000..
 

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The closest..I would think..
To trade.gonzales.is white Sox..or.
Rockies .
White Sox..have.no.left handed starters.
And need leadership..there..
Gonzales .born in fort collins..Colorado..
So .ok..
On to..risp..top..20.list.
 
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