Week 3: Bears (1-1) at Colts (0-2)

[BearsWillWin]

Not a rule I made, btw. It’s always kind of been a thing.

If this wasn’t your first time watching football I feel like you would know that.

 

[BearsWillWin]

But seriously….who’s coming over to eat some of this spaghetti? Because there’s a lot.

 

[BearsWillWin]

Stat padding

 

[Payton]

Not a rule I made, btw. It’s always kind of been a thing.

If this wasn’t your first time watching football I feel like you would know that.

Picture if you will, you’re trying to grasp your dick (that’s the ball in this instance), but lo and behold, your mom (the defender’s hand in this analogy) is sitting on it.

Tough to grab it under those circumstances, savvy?

 

[justanidiot]

Then we don't get to see a new onside kick?

 

[Jiddy]

Indy even screws up downing the kickoff. God I hate that we’re gonna lose this game.

 

[BearsWillWin]

Picture if you will, you’re trying to grasp your dick (that’s the ball in this instance), but lo and behold, your mom (the defender’s hand in this analogy) is sitting on it.

Tough to grab it under those circumstances, savvy?

Ah I see….you have a mommy thing. That makes sense.

Okay so my dick is attached to me. So I would just pull my whole body back and my dick comes with me.

A football isnt anything like a dick. Just like you’re nothing like a smart person.

Ya kinky little weirdo.

 

[Payton]

Ah I see….you have a mommy thing. That makes sense.

Okay so my dick is attached to me. So I would just pull my whole body back and my dick comes with me.

A football isnt anything like a dick. Just like you’re nothing like a smart person.

Ya kinky little weirdo.

Continuing last week’s theme, when you were being an asshole as well…

 

[BearsWillWin]

Continuing last week’s theme, when you were being an asshole as well…

When you stop being stupid I will stop calling you stupid.

You're welcome to begin at any time.

 

[BearsWillWin]

Bears oline just gave up 4 sacks and 6 QB hits to a bad defenslive line misses it's best players.

Bears fans will spend this week contemplating if CW is a bust.

 

[Payton]

When you stop being stupid I will stop calling you stupid.

You're welcome to begin at any time.

The projection is strong in this one!

 

[beardown07]

Eberflus is moldy dogshit.

He cost us the game today with his ineptitude. The FG series inside the 5 was pathetic. The 2-pt timeout was fucking pathetic.


I am sooo tired of watching Swift. Give me Roschon all fucking day over Swift.



The o-line sucks, but looked much better with Davis sidelined. He sucks. Huge bust.




And lastly, Jack Sanborn needs to on the field more.

 

[BearsWillWin]

The projection is strong in this one!

The wit is nonexistent is this one.

 

[BearsWillWin]

The FG series inside the 5 was pathetic.

To me that series was the game. Not one pass. Criminal. That call on 4th down was comically bad.

 

[BearsWillWin]

On the Caleb fumble the Bears are in max protect.

7 blockers couldn't hold off 4 rushers.

Let's draft a new QB.

 

[Jiddy]

This is gonna be a long week of sports media.

 

[beardown07]

I can't tell ya how sick I am of watching Swift.

Indy gave up 237 rushing yards, in the first fucking half to the Packers last week, and they did it with downhill rushing. Averaging 237 against on the season fwiw.

Roschon should've carried the load today. It's fucking absurd that he just got his first playing time TODAY, and that it took a fucking season-ending injury to dumb fucking Travis Homer. Like what in the actual fuck? On what fucking planet is Homer getting actual touches on Offense over Johnson or Herbert for that matter? I could not possibly give any less fucks about his alleged Special Teams play either. It's ridiculous.

Eberflus is showing his fucking ass. He is outclassed on a weekly basis. This team is fucking loaded with talent, and they look like an undisciplined bunch of fucking tards out there.


Oh, and the Sweat FF was a total bullshit call and so was the Encroachment on the punt. Both huge plays in the game.

 

[nebearsfan70]

Still coming over for dinner though, right?

We have tiramisu!

Maybe next week. I want bbq

 

[Beengay fudgepackers]

You would think Poles would be good at Oline evaluation, but he just flat out sucks.

 

[BearsWillWin]

Maybe next week. I want bbq

That’s too bad. I was really looking forward to getting my ass kicked.