Game Thread: Week 18: Seahawks @ Cardinals Thread

[Anointed One]

Good Gravy... This defense blows... They give up too many big plays...

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

PERFECT. Good. Jody if you aren't planning to fire Carroll now, you're a joke.

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

278 yards - we're outgained by 40 or so with equal opportunities at possession, c'mon Arizona.

You guys know I hate 'losing for draft picks' but I will absolute root for the losing if it means firing the FO or coaching staff, and the latter has especially been the problem this season.

 

[Judge Fudge]

Think the hip tackle that screwed up Geno earlier this season is already going to be a thing in the NFL (as a penalty/ejection warning) next year. Dunno why the F Seattle always seems to be the teams that have to change things. Seattle invented the challenge thanks to the New York Jets and Vinny. Got the replacement refs fired lol... it's like the NFL is like: "OH WELL IF SEATTLE IS PART OF THE PROBLEM... NOW IT'S SERIOUS!"

I Might the Lasso Move to catch the punt.

 

[Judge Fudge]

FUCKING SHIT.

HIT THE GOD DAMN BASTARDS IN THE FUCKING RED JERESYS.

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Judge Fudge]

JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[blstoker]

Offense not looking good

 

[Judge Fudge]

DK, BLOCK. YOU MOTHERFUCKER

 

[Anointed One]

Why don't those bubble screens ever work for us but they always work for our opponent it seems?

 

[Anointed One]

Our OL stinks...

 

[WizardHawk]

So we get the flat offense at the same time as the we can't tackle anyone defense. Neat.

 

[Judge Fudge]

FUCKING BASTARDS............................

DO SOMETHING.

 

[blstoker]

in 6 1/2 quarters against the #31 defense in the NFL the offense has scored 33 points.

 

[WizardHawk]

Start of the 4th in GB. Bears just got inside the RZ still down 8.

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

FUCKING SHIT.

HIT THE GOD DAMN BASTARDS IN THE FUCKING RED JERESYS.

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Red stuff is scary Judge! Ketchup is good but stains big time! Red on the walls or upholstery is a bold and judgeworthy move! Red cars get pulled over more often by police! When women secrete red stuff that's one of the worst things men have to deal with!

You may have identified the problem! Seattle needs to change our jersey color! We can make the justification that the Hawks have changed to a red color because they ate too many salmon and crabs!

 

[WizardHawk]

Bears kick a FG and are down 5 with 13 min to go.

 

[Anointed One]

At least Spoon is out there ballin...

 

[Judge Fudge]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?????????????????????????

 

[Anointed One]

Another big run... These explosive plays are league leading... Ridiculous... Look at that hole... Our DL Stinks...

 

[WizardHawk]

Hey Google, what's another phrase for sucks ass?