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[cowboycolors]

Damn, Dallas has had horrible luck with injuries

I blame Jerry Jones and deal he made with the devil back in the 90's

 

[Otis B. Driftwood]

I blame Jerry Jones and deal he made with the devil back in the 90's

I blame his drunken tirade in Orlando in 1994 but your idea is good too.

 

[Caliskinsfan]

I blame Jerry Jones and deal he made with the devil back in the 90's

I blame his drunken tirade in Orlando in 1994 but your idea is good too.

Honestly, most of the times I just smdh at the circus tents our owners have put over both our teams...tho, Snyder has seemed a bit better these past few years, I still can't trust the dude not to open his mouth and insert foot...cue name debate comment

Sorta amazed at how the loyalty has STILL endured after all these years of dysfunction...

Oh, for the days of JKC, what a damn character, knew how to step the hell away from the team when it counted and just fork over the $$$ when appropriate.

 

[KwitYerWhinin]

Damn, Dallas has had horrible luck with injuries

I only see three words in your post

 

[Caliskinsfan]

I only see three words in your post

Most excellent! Lmao

 

[Inquisitor95]

Really hope the offense is ready to score 35+ for the first few games because this D minus Lawrence = absolutely no pressure on opposing QBs.

I'm almost thinking they should go for it on 4th downs and onside kick every kickoff.

It's bad enough when the defensive injuries start a few games into the season.

 

[Caliskinsfan]

I'm almost thinking they should go for it on 4th downs and onside kick every kickoff.

It's bad enough when the defensive injuries start a few games into the season.

That would be a hilarious strategy!!! One I'd love to see in play...

 

[Otis B. Driftwood]

I only see three words in your post

Even I have to acknowledge this fine wordplay.




<makes mental note - never forget>

 

[Otis B. Driftwood]

I'm almost thinking they should go for it on 4th downs and onside kick every kickoff.

It's bad enough when the defensive injuries start a few games into the season.

The damn shame - this season is pretty much a wash for the kid. Hitzges brought some legitimate points a few minutes ago. All the things a rookie learns with respect to footwork and moves are now replaced by simple rehab. Which means that the second half of the season... when he should be coming into his own... will be spent learning the stuff that will help him next season.

Tough for the team... tough for the fans... and extremely tough for the kid.

 

[TxHeat]

Hope we can control time of posession... Big time.

are you still holding out hope for a running game? a real one!!

 

[KwitYerWhinin]

Most excellent! Lmao

Several decades ago my car broke down in the most joyous place on earth, Childress Texas, while on my way to visit a buddy in Dallas. The turd burglars in Childress refused to acknowledge me in any way, or sell me spark plug wires because I had really long hair. I limped into Dallas and ended up stranded there for 9 months while I had to get a job to get my car fixed and get out of there.
If they had you tube in those days the world would have seen me leaving...Standing on top of my car just off the highway peeing on the Texas border sign.

 

[Otis B. Driftwood]

Several decades ago my car broke down in the most joyous place on earth, Childress Texas, while on my way to visit a buddy in Dallas. The turd burglars in Childress refused to acknowledge me in any way, or sell me spark plug wires because I had really long hair. I limped into Dallas and ended up stranded there for 9 months while I had to get a job to get my car fixed and get out of there.
If they had you tube in those days the world would have seen me leaving...Standing on top of my car just off the highway peeing on the Texas border sign.

You think Childress is a pile of shit... try Memphis Texas. Childress is a damn Renaissance Fair compared to that cesspool. Had a car breakdown and food poisoning there... and yet co-workers there tell me I might have been provided a bad example of hospitality.

Ain't planning on having another slice of that shit pie.

 

[KwitYerWhinin]

You think Childress is a pile of shit... try Memphis Texas. Childress is a damn Renaissance Fair compared to that cesspool. Had a car breakdown and food poisoning there... and yet co-workers there tell me I might have been provided a bad example of hospitality.

Ain't planning on having another slice of that shit pie.

Another place I'll never forget, Indio California. Moving from Seattle to Phoenix one time, I had been cruising all day in my old truck with no a/c. About 4 in the morning I started pouring sweat, assumed my truck had caught on fire, so I pulled over. OMG it was like 195 degrees outside. At first I feared I had been in a car accident and died and went straight to hell. But lo and behold, I was simply passing through hell on earth----Indio California

 

[Caliskinsfan]

Several decades ago my car broke down in the most joyous place on earth, Childress Texas, while on my way to visit a buddy in Dallas. The turd burglars in Childress refused to acknowledge me in any way, or sell me spark plug wires because I had really long hair. I limped into Dallas and ended up stranded there for 9 months while I had to get a job to get my car fixed and get out of there.
If they had you tube in those days the world would have seen me leaving...Standing on top of my car just off the highway peeing on the Texas border sign.

You think Childress is a pile of shit... try Memphis Texas. Childress is a damn Renaissance Fair compared to that cesspool. Had a car breakdown and food poisoning there... and yet co-workers there tell me I might have been provided a bad example of hospitality.

Ain't planning on having another slice of that shit pie.

cue Deliverance, dueling banjos...

 

[Otis B. Driftwood]

Another place I'll never forget, Indio California. Moving from Seattle to Phoenix one time, I had been cruising all day in my old truck with no a/c. About 4 in the morning I started pouring sweat, assumed my truck had caught on fire, so I pulled over. OMG it was like 195 degrees outside. At first I feared I had been in a car accident and died and went straight to hell. But lo and behold, I was simply passing through hell on earth----Indio California

Yeah... there's another bastion of beauty right there. When we moved to Texas from the Central Coast of California my dad decided he would take that route instead of the Barstow/Flagstaff/Albuquerque path we usually used. Hell On Earth is right!

 

[Otis B. Driftwood]

cue Deliverance, dueling banjos...

This travelogue has been brought to by Rand McNally and cold beer.

 

[Caliskinsfan]

This travelogue has been brought to by Rand McNally and cold beer.

Yep, central Cali away from the water and mountains is just awful...

 

[Otis B. Driftwood]

Yep, central Cali away from the water and mountains is just awful...

So the visual apparition of Bakersfield isn't doing it for you?

 

[Caliskinsfan]

So the visual apparition of Bakersfield isn't doing it for you?

I cringed when I had to attend an event there. Nothing at all to recommend itself to anyone with an ounce of sense...

 

[Otis B. Driftwood]

Dallas Cowboys LT Tyron Smith signs eight-year contract extension, deal worth $109 million | Dallas Morning News

This is a damn good signing. Hard to believe he only be 30 at the end of this contract. Pro Bowl left tackle locked up for the foreseeable future.