tOfficial Husky/Duck hate week thread

[B_dub]

Today I went to the Animal Shelter and found an old husky laying there, with its sad old dog eyes in a cage. While looking at the old pal, I figured he'd probably had lived a fun fulfilled 12 years, ironically alive the entire streak, the poor guy had never seen the huskies beat the Ducks.

The old pup got real excited when he saw me, his fragile tail wagged and you could see the hope in his eyes as he looked at me through the chain links. I got down on a knee and looked into the huskies eye and I put on a big smile for him. His tail wagged and you could sense the exciting anticipation. I said to him in a high pitched voice excited voice, "want to come home with my good boy????!!!! Want to come home and play!?!?!?"

The old huskies tail wagged like it probably hadn't in months, I saw him with all his courage and strength to stand up on his four legged fragile bones and he poked his nose through one of the chain links excited and anxious to get out of that canine prison. I gave the old pup one more, "Lets go good boy!" and the dog looked toward the door handle like he knew that was the key, probably from seeing the volunteers open and shut it numerous times a day to give him his food and water.

As I reached for the door to take home and free this old husky I stopped and looked at him. I smiled and said, SKOOO DUCKS, gave a crotch chop and walked away.

I may have heard a whimper, I don't know as I walked down the hall toward the exits.

Anyways, thought that would make me feel better about things, but really it hasn't and I kinda sit here under the weather. Not really in the mood to debate today.

I knew exactly where this was going as soon as I read animal shelter.

 

[TheDayMan]

Great, so we get nothing good in trash talking from duck fans on hate week and now I feel like I want to go to an animal shelter and rescue some old unwanted dog that was teased into thinking he might get a good lap to lay on for his last few days.

Shit dude. Way to bring the mood down.

Yeah, this is lame... you can bet they'll come crawling out of their basements if they win though.

 

[mrwallace2ku]

SOFTEN EM UP DUCKZ!

We'll cleanup the mess the following week...


cheers.

 

[WizardHawk]

SOFTEN EM UP DUCKZ!

We'll cleanup the mess the following week...


cheers.

I think we have a bye after the duck game so if you are offering to come give them sponge baths that week that's mighty nice of you.

 

[OregonDucks]

1E is going to be sweet though. I am so happy you fuskies beat the trees and especially in the fashion you did. Because now your egos are through the roof and think you are ending the streak in Autzen.

Aren't you top 5 now?

This is going to be sooooo sweet. 1E might be the best win yet of this streak.

 

[mrwallace2ku]

I think we have a bye after the duck game

uh...yeah I knew that...were planning to kidnap your OC the week after your Duck game in order to "re-indoctrinate" JS...he should be back in Seattle by 10/28.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Ducks are native to the area.
Are there packs of wild Malamutes running around Seattle?

You have to look ing their natural habitat. Oregon has Nike the huskies have starbucks

 

[WizardHawk]

uh...yeah I knew that...were planning to kidnap your OC the week after your Duck game in order to "re-doctrinate" JS...he should be back in Seattle by 10/28.

That's ok, we all know Tedford is really running the show now and boy does it show on the field.

 

[OregonDucks]

In all seriousness I don't feel all that well and have no energy to come on here and talk shit to a team and program we have dominated for over a decade.

I have what feels like 5 different sores on my tongue and I think that pain is contributing to me feeling under the weather.

 

[mrwallace2ku]

Tedford is really running the show now

Nice kick to the groin...gratz.

 

[OregonDucks]

I have tried numbing liquid but that doesn't work given the amount of pores on your tongue the liquid gets mixed with saliva rather quickly and you end up swallowing this crap and that probably creates a ton of problems.

maybe an ice cube?

 

[WizardHawk]

In all seriousness I don't feel all that well and have no energy to come on here and talk shit to a team and program we have dominated for over a decade.

I have what feels like 5 different sores on my tongue and I think that pain is contributing to me feeling under the weather.

We tried to warn you about the prostitutes in Pullman.

You are going to need to see a specialist to deal with that shit.

 

[mrwallace2ku]

I have what feels like 5 different sores

Next time, tarp your load.

 

[TheDayMan]

You have to look ing their natural habitat. Oregon has Nike the huskies have starbucks

Good, are you changing all your shit to oregon colors again? We could use a whipping bitch in here if this is the best the actual oregon fans are gonna do.

 

[OregonDucks]

We tried to warn you about the prostitutes in Pullman.

You are going to need to see a specialist to deal with that shit.

I felt like crap all day Sunday after the long car ride.

 

[WizardHawk]

1E is going to be sweet though. I am so happy you fuskies beat the trees and especially in the fashion you did. Because now your egos are through the roof and think you are ending the streak in Autzen.

Aren't you top 5 now?

This is going to be sooooo sweet. 1E might be the best win yet of this streak.

1E? You do know now that Adams is gone you can use real numbers again right?

 

[mcnabb7542]

In all seriousness I don't feel all that well and have no energy to come on here and talk shit to a team and program we have dominated for over a decade.

I have what feels like 5 different sores on my tongue and I think that pain is contributing to me feeling under the weather.

No that is the side effects for paying for a hooker in Pullman......
Newsflash it wasn't a woman either, I know the room was dark and everything and you felt bewbs, but that was farmer Ted and his moabs are very confusing!

 

[B_dub]

My prediction on how the game might go:










"Say it!!! Say AFLAC!!

 

[TheDayMan]

I felt like crap all day Sunday after the long car ride.

Go get a couple helpings of penicillin. Sounds like you got the syphilis...

 

[OregonDucks]

Go get a couple helpings of penicillin. Sounds like you got the syphilis...

is that over the counter?