Partrick Kane being investigated for r*pe - Update - No charges to be filed, case closed

[forty_three]

Annnnnnd screw you fans.

Ravens fans give Ray Rice standing ovation

 

[pixburgher66]

Ravens fans give Ray Rice standing ovation

The amount of people who replied to this "innocent until proven guilty" and "well, OTHER fans have done it!" ...drove me to the brink. Congrats, you're now on par with Ravens fans, Pats fans, PSU truthers...just...congrats.

 

[Comeds]

The amount of people who replied to this "innocent until proven guilty" and "well, OTHER fans have done it!" ...drove me to the brink. Congrats, you're now on par with Ravens fans, Pats fans, PSU truthers...just...congrats.

Don't let it bother you. We are just intellectually and morally inferior people.

 

[forty_three]

Don't let it bother you. We are just intellectually and morally inferior people.

Only 95% are.

 

[pixburgher66]

Good, so we're quite literally going to ignore everything about the case. Just gonna ignore it. Good. Well done Blackhawks. I mean, if this were too much of a distraction I'm sure you wouldn't bring him to camp...but nah, we'll sweep it under the rug and it'll be fine.

 

[dash]

I gots a feeling pix is getting rid of her Kane jersey...

 

[jstewismybastardson]

reporter: "patrick ... can you describe how you felt the moment you rap ... argh ... get your hands off of me"

 

[pixburgher66]

I gots a feeling pix is getting rid of her Kane jersey...

I need to figure out a creative thing to do with it...

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I need to figure out a creative thing to do with it...

Duct tape magic ... On the back ... Make the "e" a "g" and on the front .. Put an eyepatch on the indian

 

[Comeds]

I need to figure out a creative thing to do with it...

It's #88 so be ahead of the curve and change the nameplate to Lindros. Eventually the league will probably retire that number for him league wide and you will be viewed as a visionary.

 

[pixburgher66]

Duct tape magic ... On the back ... Make the "e" a "g" and on the front .. Put an eyepatch on the indian

WHY MUST YOU HURT ME SO. Seriously, I'm not over it. I'LL NEVER BE OVER IT. *sobs* (I'm only being like 5% hyperbolic)

 

[dash]

Duct tape magic ... On the back ... Make the "e" a "g" and on the front .. Put an eyepatch on the indian

Make the 'K' a 'L' and the 'E' a 'G' - I pity the fool that messes with pix.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

WHY MUST YOU HURT ME SO. Seriously, I'm not over it. I'LL NEVER BE OVER IT. *sobs* (I'm only being like 5% hyperbolic)

im sorry

/but it all works well ... the red jersey can symbolize all the blood that will be spilled during surgery

//is that wrong?

 

[Comeds]

Its a Chicago jersey so you can never go wrong with "Ditka".

 

[Puck082]

Its a Chicago jersey so you can never go wrong with "Ditka".

or Griswald.

 

[pixburgher66]

Its a Chicago jersey so you can never go wrong with "Ditka".

I feel like...that would portray the wrong image. Name being all dick-like and whatnot.

 

[pixburgher66]

or Griswald.

I may sincerely do this. It's a red, so it's like a weird jersey foul, but it's better than wearing scum.

 

[Puck082]

I may sincerely do this. It's a red, so it's like a weird jersey foul, but it's better than wearing scum.

Nah - I don't consider that one a foul. Who doesn't love Clark W Griswald!?!?!

 

[podsox]

embarrassing day for hawks fans

 

[pixburgher66]

Patrick Kane delighted by Patrick Kane supporters at Blackhawks camp

"I have a daughter"...yeah, that makes it okay to assume a woman is lying about being raped. Yep.