Partrick Kane being investigated for r*pe - Update - No charges to be filed, case closed

[pixburgher66]

Is somebody counting the number of times this douche says "bro" in his presser??

Vegas has +/- set at 4. Seems low.

 

[pixburgher66]

Real talk though: what in the world could the guy say right now that is in any way beneficial to the situation? What's the benefit here? If people support Kane, they don't want to hear this. If people hate the guy, they DEFINITELY don't want to hear it. I doubt any Hawks fan wants this. I'm sure it's a prepared statement, but...I don't want to hear it.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

lol the cesspool carried the presser live and after 2 questions they went to commercial

 

[pixburgher66]

So, he's answering questions...but only on hockey. THEN DON'T ANSWER QUESTIONS. Gosh, this is tone deaf. You can't go on pretending it doesn't exist.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

i didnt see the video but gallagher (hes not dead yet) is saying Kane looks physically horrible ... he said kanes balding??? lol

 

[pixburgher66]

i didnt see the video but gallagher (hes not dead yet) is saying Kane looks physically horrible ... he said kanes balding??? lol

He's had a receding hair line for a while...

 

[jstewismybastardson]

He's had a receding hair line for a while...

he intimated that its worse now ... maybe he just shaved his mullet

 

[pixburgher66]

So, in summary:

Kane accused of r*pe
Kane going to be part of grand jury case
Kane still allowed to attend training camp
Kane allowed to publicly call his accuser a liar
Kane protected by his team to not have to answer those pesky *tough* questions
Kane allowed to pretend nothing is happening by only talking hockey
Blackhawks quickly begin discussing the important things...hockey.

 

[pixburgher66]

There aren't enough facepalms for this comment literally 5 minutes after Kane leaves the stand.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

So, in summary:

Kane accused of r*pe
Kane balding faster than ever
Kane going to be part of grand jury case
Kane still allowed to attend training camp
Kane allowed to publicly call his accuser a liar
Kane protected by his team to not have to answer those pesky *tough* questions
Kane allowed to pretend nothing is happening by only talking hockey
Blackhawks quickly begin discussing the important things...hockey.

yup

 

[pixburgher66]

yup

HAIRLINE DON'T LIE PATTY!

 

[forty_three]

I was under the impression everything would be explained.

 

[pixburgher66]

WTF

 

[Comeds]

Partrick's attorney's office.

 

[pixburgher66]

Or we can have him field irrelevant questions at a press conference before training camp.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

HAIRLINE DON'T LIE PATTY!

 

[pixburgher66]

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He really does look old...

 

[jstewismybastardson]

He really does look old...

I thought it was Bobby Hull

 

[jstewismybastardson]

from yesterday ... on the DA

 

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