Official Cowboys/Packers smack talk thread

[jarntt]

Dear God

Its me, Dirt

Please let the Packers win, so I could see what this place looks like on Monday

Thanks,
5 Hail Marys and stuff, I know

After what you said about him last Sunday night God is NOT listening to you...

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

After what you said about him last Sunday night God is NOT listening to you...

Tell my wife and kids they can come back from Costa Rica now

I think I scared them a little

 

[jarntt]

Tell my wife and kids they can come back from Costa Rica now

I think I scared them a little

I don't know where your kids are, but I'll bring your wife back in a few minutes...

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

I don't know where your kids are, but I'll bring your wife back in a few minutes...

Figures, just a few minutes

 

[jarntt]

That will definitely be me. I admit I'd rather be playing either Seattle or Atlanta.

 

[jarntt]

Figures, just a few minutes

The few minutes are to clean up...I'm hosing her down for you...
Not sure that "I love Dak" tattoo will come off...

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

That will definitely be me. I admit I'd rather be playing either Seattle or Atlanta.

My feelings exactly last week, smart Giants fan were praying for a Lions win the Sunday Night prior

I actually think the Boys pull it out for reasons we discussed yesterday

But Im shocked by the optimism from Cowboy fans in this thread......Its never fun and definitely never easy, playing against a QB in the zone that Rodgers is in right now......QB's alone have gone on to carry teams to titles playing the way he has

 

[es4m11]

My feelings exactly last week, smart Giants fan were praying for a Lions win the Sunday Night prior

I actually think the Boys pull it out for reasons we discussed yesterday

But Im shocked by the optimism from Cowboy fans in this thread......Its never fun and definitely never easy, playing against a QB in the zone that Rodgers is in right now......QB's alone have gone on to carry teams to titles playing the way he has

There is a healthy amount of respect for Rodgers among Cowboys fans. This Cowboys team inspires a lot of confidence though. The offense is devastating and the defense bends but doesn't break. Tons of talent and relatively good health. With a great insurance policy to boot.

 

[Droopdog51]

Yeah, too bad Tony didn't secure that ball as well as the guys that guard the bathrooms for Ben when he is raping women

Yesterday you cowboy fans were giving me shit about being a Houston fan. I'm proud of you for actually noticing I'm a Steelers fan. Way to go.

Ben has also managed to secure these:

 

[Droopdog51]

Lots of guys stopped Deandre Hopkins this year. Just saying...

Brock Osweiler was the most effective at stopping Hopkins.

 

[jarntt]

There is a healthy amount of respect for Rodgers among Cowboys fans. This Cowboys team inspires a lot of confidence though. The offense is devastating and the defense bends but doesn't break. Tons of talent and relatively good health. With a great insurance policy to boot.

I have no delusions that we are going to keep Rodgers from moving the ball. Week after week we watch teams throw on us and our run defense is nowhere near best in the league regardless of what the YPG may show. We need to try to hold them to FGs, step up on 3rd downs and maybe even force a turnover or two and we need to move the ball on Offense. I don't expect to get a great pass rush, so I'd rather just blitz one guy (we seem to get screwed when we blitz a bunch of guys) often and playing nickel/dime most of the game. That being said, GB has their hands full too. This Cowboy team has earned the right for it's fans to be optimistic about a home playoff game with the way we have dominated defenses most of the year. I think if Dak plays well we will win.

 

[jarntt]

Yesterday you cowboy fans were giving me shit about being a Houston fan. I'm proud of you for actually noticing I'm a Steelers fan. Way to go.

Ben has also managed to secure these:

You Cowboy fans? Says one says all???

Regardless of which team you like. Your stereotypical Houston envy shines right through...

 

[Droopdog51]

You Cowboy fans? Says one says all???

Regardless of which team you like. Your stereotypical Houston envy shines right through...

Again, I'm not from Houston.

What do I have to envy Dallas For?
Steelers 6 SBs > cowboys 5 SB
Dallas and Houston are both shit hole metropolitan areas. I'm not interested in either.

I guess those facts don't fit into the "you're just jealous" mentality of the average cowboy fan.

 

[PDay8810]

any ot

YES...insecure.
Legs and the GREAT dayne make it so if you actually read the posts.

best part seems to be the folks that think it's the cowboy fans who have been over the top in this thread.

It's your thread. Started a little slow, but it seems Cowboy fans are optimistic about a win this Sunday. Hope that's okay with you. I hope the game lives up to the hype

 

[jarntt]

Again, I'm not from Houston.

What do I have to envy Dallas For?
Steelers 6 SBs > cowboys 5 SB
Dallas and Houston are both shit hole metropolitan areas. I'm not interested in either.

I guess those facts don't fit into the "you're just jealous" mentality of the average cowboy fan.

Beats me why you do. That was kind of my point. Oh that's right, because Jerry fired Landry years ago

 

[PDay8810]

Beats me why you do. That was kind of my point. Oh that's right, because Jerry fired Landry years ago

YEP...other than that, he has zero interest

 

[Manster7588]

Again, I'm not from Houston.

What do I have to envy Dallas For?
Steelers 6 SBs > cowboys 5 SB
Dallas and Houston are both shit hole metropolitan areas. I'm not interested in either.

I guess those facts don't fit into the "you're just jealous" mentality of the average cowboy fan.

Granted your favorite teams listed doesn't guarantee where your from, but considering you have TAM and Houston as favorites one can easily assume your from Texas, and Houston is in Texas last I checked.

 

[starbigd]

After rewatching the game from earlier in this year

our OL absolutely MAULED them. They loaded 8 in the box and Beasley, Witten and Butler lit them up.

I don't see how that changes. I don't care how great Rodgers is playing......he doens't play defense. We eat up clock, and unless they force turnovers I don't think they can even slow us down.

Green Bay will HAVE to take chances......I mean blitzing everybody on first downs......and just hope Dez, Witten, and Beasley don't beat them in man coverage with a very POOR secondary.

I mean seriously here - I'm not trying to sound cocky - their DL got outright destroyed. NO push whatsoever. And the secondary couldn't hold up. Guys were wide open all over the field.

Rodgers will certainly play well. But this game will not be won by the GB offense. It will HAVE to be won by the defense. And I don't think they can do it.

Of course, Dallas could always beat themselves with mistakes and penalties......

 

[cowboys5xsbs]

 

[cowboys5xsbs]

After rewatching the game from earlier in this year

our OL absolutely MAULED them. They loaded 8 in the box and Beasley, Witten and Butler lit them up.

I don't see how that changes. I don't care how great Rodgers is playing......he doens't play defense. We eat up clock, and unless they force turnovers I don't think they can even slow us down.

Green Bay will HAVE to take chances......I mean blitzing everybody on first downs......and just hope Dez, Witten, and Beasley don't beat them in man coverage with a very POOR secondary.

I mean seriously here - I'm not trying to sound cocky - their DL got outright destroyed. NO push whatsoever. And the secondary couldn't hold up. Guys were wide open all over the field.

Rodgers will certainly play well. But this game will not be won by the GB offense. It will HAVE to be won by the defense. And I don't think they can do it.

Of course, Dallas could always beat themselves with mistakes and penalties......

Yep people keep talking about how is Dallas gonna shut down Rodgers. The real question is how does GB shut down Elliot.