Mariners 2023 - 2024 offseason thread

[ulmax]

Right know.before.the end.of the world.
Series..mariners have basicly...
5.guys..in there line up..that work..

1 Crawford..ss
2 Julio..cf
3.
4.
5raliegh..catch..
6kelenic.rf.L/L.
7..
8.rojas..3b..L/L.
9.

Bench..

 

[Cloud]

So happy for Sewald!!! Very much deserved.

 

[ulmax]

Amazingly..most of these guys are available

A Left.handed.hitter.is needed..
At #3..Naylor .is cheap.and..will solve.1/2.of.
1b.as .well..with.. brother or cuzin.at..catch.
Cleveland wants to .2move on.so.he is cheap..300.hitter..
I pull a fast..one.and send dodgers.pitching.

#4;hitter..Jimenez is take some heat..in Chicago...
And they would like a trade..
Good ave hitter.20.hrs per .still young.enough
To still get better..

Vargas .1st.year.up.last..year.got thrown.
Back..like.a kelenic..small fish..to the minors
But. This is the next.year...he will be a major league talent..he.just..will..

Luis..Garcia ...is just...Left.handed..ave.hitter.
Still.growing..all.all..at.the major league.lvl.
Cuz Washington..had to have.a guy..up..there.
And his.ave..bat.out of hs...is major..league.
But he has some growth..to.go..
But Seattle .can deal .with all those issues..
He is only..23 yo after.4 years..love it..
He needs a change...for growth..

Thomas is right.handed.hitter..doing a Julio..
Shuffle..so almost.exact..as Julio..
Ok ill take him..and shuffle him a bit..
He is fairly cheep as well .

Snell.get..him..

Catcher..get a good one..

Amed.rasario..fits.the guys..i have compiled.
Here..hits lefty's.better..can be considered.
An up grade. utility..from.moore..as far as bat.

 

[ulmax]

If they..get..some similar..guys..or those.
Guys.im good with it..
By.getting..nothing..
Your loosing..fans .and players..

Everyone..is standing there..shrugging..
There shoulders ..saying..what ????.
Why..?¿?????

 

[ulmax]

Have .ever here..of the..bullshitboozle..

Ya..that.is..where.someone.is standing there.
Saying..
You cant do something..but give themselves.
An excuse..for doing..the same.thing.
They are.doing..
Perfect.exammple..the recent..demicrates..
Narrative..
Is bullshitboozle...
Right .cuz .it's there narrative .

Yeah .but.people.just stand there..
Mouth .open..

Thinking..really..!!!...are you really..saying.that...

What.....!!!!!!!?

That.is ....bullshitboozle

 

[ulmax]

Yeah so..mariners .saying.they want.
To.
Win.
But not taking the steps.to do it...
Depoto.sayning he wants to win.

Stanton not saying..that..he just.
Whhaaa..whhhhhaaa..
My profit..margin...itsredicky.loooose..

Coming from..a billionaire...
Almost..
Makes.ya sick...like.whineing..
Like a spoiled
.child..

 

[ulmax]

Yeah..bullshitboozle.

Is a theif....dumb..that.leaves.people..

Saying...really..!!!???..

Whhhhaaatt..

Reaaly!!!???.

Oooouuww.....
With an ugly..face..
The really.is..they cant even believe..
You.are even saying..that..

And..they are thinking ... what kind.of.
Stuff you.have.to be on..
To think like..
That...

Hey go..get ya ...meds..

Lol9lool9lol9ol

 

[ulmax]

Yeah but all that aside..I.have.put.together.
A bunch.of trades..to fit the narrative..
With a couple
.free agents...only..ok...3.

 

[ulmax]

If it's a.puzzle...i have..solve..
But there.is more than one solution.

 

[ulmax]

As the baseball turns..

Chow chow..
Meow..

 

[ulmax]

A p.s. note..
After the
.world.series
.
Any trades that have happened..and dfa.s..
Will come out..in transactions..
They never advertise.them.
but .

cuz they want.
People to pay attention.to.the.series.
But in the past ..they..happen...
And prob will this time as well.

 

[ulmax]

Rain..the pain...down in the hood..
If you.know..
Hollywood..
coulda shoulda.woulda.down in the hooda..

 

[ulmax]

Ooohh.my wooda
Ooohh.my flying. wooda...
A flying.wooda..
Down.in the hooda.

 

[ulmax]

Hold on sodo.mogo...tanner vogt.

6.years..162..is good..are you..Stanton's..
Dumb waiter...
I dont really care witch .LHP..they get..
If you don't like Snell..
Get..
Jordan Montgomery..but don't wine.
About singning..guys..when..
2024..payroll.before.adding..is under.
100.mil..
Julio urias..from dodgers..I don't care.witch one..
.but get one..


Waa.70.mil...i don't give a rats..hat..
And free agents are not the best..
Trades are

And just cuz you add..a LHP..
Does not mean. you must trade any other..
Pitchers .
Send marifield to the showers..
Yeah..I'm sorry about Hernandez.
But mariners need to move on..

Do you need your meds..cuz you talking Like you do...

 

[ulmax]

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Crap.

Shanuel..to angels..
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[ulmax]

..
calm ...down...ulmax...
Your storming.allover the place

 

[cezero]

AZ says thank you to Dipoto for making them a better team. Always nice to be helpful!

 

[ulmax]

Seawalds...1st series...at least one mariner makes it.

 

[NWinAZ]

AZ says thank you to Dipoto for making them a better team. Always nice to be helpful!

I hope they send him flowers. Or maybe a ticket to the WS since that will be the only way he attends one.

 

[wazzu31]

AZ says thank you to Dipoto for making them a better team. Always nice to be helpful!

How pissed do you think Rojas and Canzone are? They don’t get have a chance at a ring and basically all offseason they are getting called at most utility players.