Cincinnati Coronas Hockey

[puckhead]

If you got the Moderna shot first, you just tap your left ear lobe twice and you can ask Bill Gates directly.

If you got Pfizer, you just ask out loud "Dolly - tell me about mixing doses" and Dolly Parton sings you a song about your vaccine options. It's just a lazy reboot of "Jolene" with "vaccine" liberally substituted (not in the third chorus for some reason?!?). But what it lacks in creative ambition and production execution, it makes up for with spot on inoculation information.

If you got J&J, well, I don't know. I didn't go into a Burger King.

A) Dolly financed Moderna I think
2) I got Astra Zeneca, so I'm just hoping my leg doesn't fall off.

 

[thedddd]

It is dangling there right in front of your face.

 

[elocomotive]

The Biden administration is going to buy 500 million vaccine doses to distribute to other countries around the world. Pfizer will sell them to the US at a non-for-profit price.

We should send along a "Sorry for the last 4 years, we're not all crazy, dumb assholes" cards with the doses.

 

[forty_three]

Canada rejects 300K J&J vaccine doses made at troubled Baltimore facility

Canada has rejected 300,000 doses of the Johnson & Johnson vaccine from the U.S. after it was made at a Baltimore facility riddled with contamination issues.

thehill.com

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Canada rejects 300K J&J vaccine doses made at troubled Baltimore facility

Canada has rejected 300,000 doses of the Johnson & Johnson vaccine from the U.S. after it was made at a Baltimore facility riddled with contamination issues.

thehill.com

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT

So shipped to Africa with the "Toronto Maple Leafs 2020-21 North Division Champions" t-shirts then?

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

So shipped to Africa with the "Toronto Maple Leafs 2020-21 North Division Champions" t-shirts then?

Those poor kids are gonna grow up to someday learn the truth about the Maple Leafs and its going to shatter their world view.

I'm sure all of the parade route maps that they were sent were fun to look at though, especially since they could watch the changes in the map from year to year.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Those poor kids are gonna grow up to someday learn the truth about the Maple Leafs and its going to shatter their world view.

I'm sure all of the parade route maps that they were sent were fun to look at though, especially since they could watch the changes in the map from year to year.

"When I grow up and immigrate to Canada I want to live on Gardiner Expressway"

 

[mooger_35]

Booked in for my second poke next week! Wife is 2 days later.

kids are too young so that will complete our household.

 

[dash]

Booked in for my second poke next week! Wife is 2 days later.

kids are too young so that will complete our household.

I'm still waiting to hear about when I get my second dose.

/The elite in Victoria get preferential treatment over us people that live in the sticks lol

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

So, uh, lotta people mad at raging conspiracy theorist Jon Stewart today huh?

 

[forty_three]

Royal Caribbean delays cruise ship after 8 crew members test positive for Covid

Odyssey of the Seas' inaugural sailing, originally scheduled for July 3, is now set for July 31.

www.nbcnews.com

This is my shocked face

 

[puckhead]

Royal Caribbean delays cruise ship after 8 crew members test positive for Covid

Odyssey of the Seas' inaugural sailing, originally scheduled for July 3, is now set for July 31.

www.nbcnews.com

This is my shocked face

I enjoy cruises, but really - who the fuck is jumping on board already?
give it a year to settle down, see what life is like.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I enjoy cruises, but really - who the fuck is jumping on board already?
give it a year to settle down, see what life is like.

Exactly! Why go on a cruise now and risk getting covid and legionnaires when you can wait a year and just get legionnaires

 

[dash]

Put these two on a cruise...

 

[puckhead]

Put these two on a cruise...

unfortunately the coont on the left has made enough $ overseeing the casino's money laundering operations that he doesn't have to work again, but i certainly hope they are social pariahs forever.
I think his russian bride's "actress" career may be stalled for a bit.

 

[puckhead]

very good change to the booking system.
you couldn't risk cancelling your existing appointment to look for something sooner.
even when calling in, they had to cancel before looking for something else.

I tried to move up my daughter's appointment up and ran into this.
ended up sending her in with a friend who had an upcoming appt and hope they accepted her (they did)

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

 

[dash]

Getting my second jab at the Big Stick on Tuesday.

 

[mooger_35]

Getting my second jab at the Big Stick on Tuesday.

Preferential what now?

 

[dash]

Preferential what now?

lol - I'm going for the mixed cocktail (AZ on the first shot and Moderna on the second). I can't wait for keys to start sticking to my body.