Can someone translate that heisman speech for me into English?

[pistlpete]

Glad I'm just an innocent bystander.

 

[FSUmanager]

Glad I'm just an innocent bystander.

Do yourself a favor.

 

[Shanemansj13]

 

[UtahUte]

Don't blame him, blame the dumb ass school systems down in the South. If he can't speak proper English by the 3rd grade it's gotta fall on the education system down there. Shit he's a grown man and if he can't speak right, it's a bunch of bullshit. Learn to read, write, and speak. I don't care where the fuck you come from. Learn it fuck face! Your an American.

 

[Red_Alert]

Don't blame him, blame the dumb ass school systems down in the South. If he can't speak proper English by the 3rd grade it's gotta fall on the education system down there. Shit he's a grown man and if he can't speak right, it's a bunch of bullshit. Learn to read, write, and speak. I don't care where the fuck you come from. Learn it fuck face! Your an American.

LMAO!!!

 

[FSUmanager]

Don't blame him, blame the dumb ass school systems down in the South. If he can't speak proper English by the 3rd grade it's gotta fall on the education system down there. Shit he's a grown man and if he can't speak right, it's a bunch of bullshit. Learn to read, write, and speak. I don't care where the fuck you come from. Learn it fuck face! Your an American.

Umm AJ McCarron went to another Alabama scool. The south has nothing to do with it. The environment in which the kids grow up is the cause. I understood what he said, but I also can understand New Yorkers, Cajuns, and others with accents when they speak.

He does need a public speaking class, but to blame it on the "dumb ass school systems" is just foolish.

 

[The Authority]

Not rustled one bit. You have never seen me rustled. And probably never will because the buttons that make my jimmies rustled cannot be pushed on here.

Having a lot of fun actually. Got to see an E-fight and good gifs. What more can one ask from trollish thread?

Nope. Yours were definitely rustled.

 

[FSUmanager]

Nope. Yours were definitely rustled.

If you say so Dr. Phil.

 

[RoboticDreams]

Don't blame him, blame the dumb ass school systems down in the South. If he can't speak proper English by the 3rd grade it's gotta fall on the education system down there. Shit he's a grown man and if he can't speak right, it's a bunch of bullshit. Learn to read, write, and speak. I don't care where the fuck you come from. Learn it fuck face! Your an American.

 

[NDHoosier101]

First, I don't know why you'd lose sleep over it.

Second, you obviously haven't seen me post in this forum.

Third, since it's so important to you, I'll just let you figure it out.

I'm hardly losing sleep over it, I just pegged you as a Bama fan.

 

[UtahUte]

And I'm gald you caught that. See someone knows around here. It took two posts to catch that, good one Mr. Hand. but here to make you happy it's>>>>>>>> you're

 

[Shanemansj13]

Don't blame him, blame the dumb ass school systems down in the South. If he can't speak proper English by the 3rd grade it's gotta fall on the education system down there. Shit he's a grown man and if he can't speak right, it's a bunch of bullshit. Learn to read, write, and speak. I don't care where the fuck you come from. Learn it fuck face! Your an American.

*You're....















....fuck face!

 

[seahawksfan234]

Don't blame him, blame the dumb ass school systems down in the South. If he can't speak proper English by the 3rd grade it's gotta fall on the education system down there. Shit he's a grown man and if he can't speak right, it's a bunch of bullshit. Learn to read, write, and speak. I don't care where the fuck you come from. Learn it fuck face! You're an American.

Fixed it for you.

EDIT: Looks like someone else caught it first

 

[4down20]

And I'm gald you caught that. See someone knows around here. It took two posts to catch that, good one Mr. Hand. but here to make you happy it's>>>>>>>> you're

The 1st person who posted under you caught it...

 

[ChicagoIrish]

I'm hardly losing sleep over it, I just pegged you as a Bama fan.

Not hard to believe

 

[RoboticDreams]

'Murica!!!

 

[UtahUte]

*You're....


Your a little late studder nuts!















....fuck face!

a little late there buddy but thanks for participating

 

[UtahUte]

The 1st person who posted under you caught it...

Ya without a correction thats my whole point, fuck are you a bunch of English majors all of a sudden. Either my job at Boeing is getting to me or.........well never mind. Shit I did it on purpose, and you didn't figure it out. You all read that I MISPELLED your from You're (Possesion vs 1st person) holy shit guys I was having fun and you all come up in here acting like your the smartest mother fuckers in here. Get a fucking life and quit trying to be the first mother fucker to correct people and thier grammar. You're all stupid. I'm done spell check please.

 

[Droopdog51]

For the love of God.

I can't think of a single person that has done more damage to the english language than Jamis has tonight. It is so bad he makes Yogi Berra and Mike Tyson sound like brilliant speakers.

 

[Pariah]

Pretty weak overall Heisman.

I was checking some of his numbers out, not as good I thought they would be.