Can someone translate that heisman speech for me into English?

[The Authority]

Thanks

 

[RobToxin]

"We didn't come here to play school. We come here to play football."

Or something to that effect.

 

[Droopdog51]

get the interpreter from Airplane

 

[BoiseMike19]

I do speak Ebonics and it made perfect sense to me. Whoes know my bitches be trippin'.

 

[4down20]

I like turtles.

 

[HammerDown]

"We didn't come here to play school. We come here to play football."

Or something to that effect.

Jimmy'd be proud as fuck.

 

[FSUmanager]

I see someone took his douche pills today. Try going down south into the smaller towns. Just because a person does not speak you version of uppity ass white boy English does not mean anything.

Oh and he said FUCK Y'ALL. I won this bitch.






End of Thread.

 

[HammerDown]

Try going down south into the smaller towns.

I did.

I'll never go back.

Ever.

 

[seahawksfan234]

I see someone took his douche pills today. Try going down south into the smaller towns. Just because a person does not speak proper English does not mean anything.

Oh and he said FUCK Y'ALL. I won this bitch.






End of Thread.

Fixed it for you.

 

[HawkeyesRuleURFace]

obvious troll attempt....very coachable kid....thats why hes a success

 

[HammerDown]

obvious troll attempt....very coachable kid....thats why hes a success

tOSU fans don't troll. It's impossible. Wait til Sox shows up. He'll tell you all about it.

 

[FSUmanager]

Fixed it for you.

I you were going to fix it you should have used the Kings English.

 

[FSUmanager]

I did.

I'll never go back.

Ever.

I love the smaller towns in the south. The people in them are so much nicer than up north. That is why in 10 years on the day my kid graduates high school I am putting the house up for sale and moving back down south.

But to each their own.

 

[Wild Turkey]

I see someone took his douche pills today. Try going down south into the smaller towns. Just because a person does not speak you version of uppity ass white boy English does not mean anything.

Oh and he said FUCK Y'ALL. I won this bitch.






End of Thread.

Hueytown is metro Birmingham so the "small town" crap doesn't fly. He got a quality education and could speak better if he chose to.

 

[HammerDown]

I love the smaller towns in the south. The people in them are so much nicer than up north. That is why in 10 years on the day my kid graduates high school I am putting the house up for sale and moving back down south.

But to each their own.

I've lived all over including NYC and all over the south but I've been in SoCal for 13 years now. There's no going back after spending time in 'Bama. I can't do the accent or the racism anymore. Had my fill a million times over.

 

[HuskerinBig10]

I love the smaller towns in the south. The people in them are so much nicer than up north. That is why in 10 years on the day my kid graduates high school I am putting the house up for sale and moving back down south.

But to each their own.

How come you don't have your kids educated in the South?

 

[Camfantasy]

I did.

I'll never go back.

Ever.

C'mon man. I'm here. It can't be all bad.

 

[24seven]

I see someone took his douche pills today. Try going down south into the smaller towns. Just because a person does not speak you version of uppity ass white boy English does not mean anything.

Oh and he said FUCK Y'ALL. I won this bitch.






End of Thread.

It means a lot, actually, but don't let 'em rustle your Jameis.

 

[BoiseMike19]

I see someone took his douche pills today. Try going down south into the smaller towns. Just because a person does not speak you version of uppity ass white boy English does not mean anything.

Oh and he said FUCK Y'ALL. I won this bitch.






End of Thread.

Just don't go too far south into too small of a town. Creepy kids play banjos, old women chew tabacco, guys get straped to trees and the backwoods are filled with the faint cries of squealing piggies.

 

[FSUmanager]

It means a lot, actually, but don't let 'em rustle your Jameis.

They haven't. I am just having fun.