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The real reason Harden's willing to sign a short term contract is a strip club will open inside the Wells Fargo Center this summer.
They don’t need. Solid titty bar options in Philly already and over the bridge in S Jersey. Philly just doesn’t have the quality masseuses to pull a DeShawn Watson though.
 

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They don’t need. Solid titty bar options in Philly already and over the bridge in S Jersey. Philly just doesn’t have the quality masseuses to pull a DeShawn Watson though.
Who is Deshawn? His long lost twin brother taken away at birth?
 

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At this point, they’re pot committed after dealing assets for him so I’m ok with Harden back. At the same time, if he opts in, why give him the extension now?!?!? I’d rather they see it first with Harden having an off season to go back into the lab (yeah, I know, I’m laughing at this too but you gotta hope guy is using this time to reinvent his game to fit Embiid and Vice versa for Jo). If they shed Harris this season and then Harden 47 million comes off the books after this year, they can be a player for a nice size 25-30 million FA next summer. So I’m not a fan of the extension that comes in this report. Opt in is fine by me and I was expecting it. No reason for the Sixers to extend until they see it though.
I get that they gave up assets.

But, nobody expected him to be sloth Harden.

Don't compound the mistake by extending him to a immovable contract.

I'd rather he opted in too.

If that doesn't motivate him to get into shape, put in more effort...

Well, he's probably washed or just doesn't give a fuck.

Either way, you aren't chained to him.
 

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They don’t need. Solid titty bar options in Philly already and over the bridge in S Jersey. Philly just doesn’t have the quality masseuses to pull a DeShawn Watson though.

Massage places nation wide now have a picture of Watson in the window with the message- not welcomed here. His depths of scumbaggery seemingly have no end. I'm embarrassed my team signed him.
 

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I get that they gave up assets.

But, nobody expected him to be sloth Harden.

Don't compound the mistake by extending him to a immovable contract.

I'd rather he opted in too.

If that doesn't motivate him to get into shape, put in more effort...

Well, he's probably washed or just doesn't give a fuck.

Either way, you aren't chained to him.

I love either option

Waste Ben Simmons trade value for sloth

Or give sloth 5/270m or whatever it is.

No middle ground harden!
 

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Who is Deshawn? His long lost twin brother taken away at birth?
Did I spell it wrong? My bad. No racist here but it’s unfair to demand a man to know the spelling of black names. Too creative and no rhyme or reason to how they spell shit.

No lie…ten years ago. I taught a Female (pronounced FA-Molly) Wilson. Her mom had her at 15 and thought the hospital already named her because the tag on her arm said Female Wilson.
 

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I love either option

Waste Ben Simmons trade value for sloth

Or give sloth 5/270m or whatever it is.

No middle ground harden!
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I get that they gave up assets.

But, nobody expected him to be sloth Harden.

Don't compound the mistake by extending him to a immovable contract.

I'd rather he opted in too.

If that doesn't motivate him to get into shape, put in more effort...

Well, he's probably washed or just doesn't give a fuck.

Either way, you aren't chained to him.
Exactly! Unless they re/up for 2 more seasons when they don’t have to.
 

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Did I spell it wrong? My bad. No racist here but it’s unfair to demand a man to know the spelling of black names. Too creative and no rhyme or reason to how they spell shit.

No lie…ten years ago. I taught at Female (pronounced FA-Molly) Wilson. Her mom had her at 15 and thought the hospital already named her because the tag on her arm said Female Wilson.
It's Deshaun Watson. I could understand if he was some scrub/ST'er.....but his name has been in the news consistently for the last few years. I'd expect a teacher to be paying closer attention to detail.....LOL.

 

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Massage places nation wide now have a picture of Watson in the window with the message- not welcomed here. His depths of scumbaggery seemingly have no end. I'm embarrassed my team signed him.
Man, I’m an asshole. I’ll own it. I’ve rooted for scumbags before and I’ll likely do it again in the name of sports.
 

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It's Deshaun Watson. I could understand if he was some scrub/ST'er.....but his name has been in the news consistently for the last few years. I'd expect a teacher to be paying closer attention to detail.....LOL.

Nah. I’m the first generation of teacher that lived their life with spell check.
 

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It's Deshaun Watson. I could understand if he was some scrub/ST'er.....but his name has been in the news consistently for the last few years. I'd expect a teacher to be paying closer attention to detail.....LOL.

I spell the Jonathan's and the Deshawn's wrong all the time.

Sometimes black people be doing the most with the way we spell our children's names.
 
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