Red Sox expand lead, Yanks lose & try to cheat the system

[HammerDown]

He looks like just the sort of skinny peckerhead I would have drug out by the dumpsters after school and rubbed my knuckles on that fancy hair of his for a little bit. Looks like his first name would be Reynolds or Chandler or some shit.

 

[Down38st8]

Awesome

Bit of advice, trade them before they hit the big leagues

Will Middlebrooks and Alan Webster once had other GMs fooled also

Mike Trout would still be in AAA or traded if you ran the angels the past few years...

Be careful giving up on guys too quickly...

 

[HammerDown]

Mike Trout would still be in AAA or traded if you ran the angels the past few years...

Be careful giving up on guys too quickly...

What? Does Dirt not believe in giving AAA players the juice? Because Trout is most certainly on some really good shit.

 

[RedSoxWorrld]

Awesome

Bit of advice, trade them before they hit the big leagues

Will Middlebrooks and Alan Webster once had other GMs fooled also

jesus montero

 

[Down38st8]

OJ is innocent

and he's still a murderer.

he's the big ben of murderers...or is big ben the OJ of rapists? Always get these backwards...

 

[Down38st8]

What? Does Dirt not believe in giving AAA players the juice? Because Trout is most certainly on some really good shit.

No...he routinely gives up on guys after their first 0-4 game or bad start by a pitcher...

"routinely" = "anytime a player has a "B" on his hat"

 

[Rock Strongo]

i wonder if its found that this odin lloyd guy was a drug dealer, if ox will give him the same ray lewis treatment...a hero

 

[RedSoxWorrld]

i wonder if its found that this odin lloyd guy was a drug dealer, if ox will give him the same ray lewis treatment...a hero

the guy he supposedly shot in the face was allegedly a drug dealer

or the guy he allegedly shot in the face was supposedly a drug dealer

one of those

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

The "awesome" bar has now been set at; 38 catches for 600 yards

Victor Cruz was also undrafted, do him now.

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

i wonder if its found that this odin lloyd guy was a drug dealer, if ox will give him the same ray lewis treatment...a hero

Of course, Ray Lewis killed 2 people with his bare hands. And I would need to see Odin's long rap sheet of crime outside of dealing cocaine and weed.

 

[Jerzyjeff]

It's you. Or uber troll Jerzey Jeff.

Hey, Twinkie! You're dead meat. I'm gonna punch your lights out and take your lunch money at morning recess.

 

[HammerDown]

This morning I got an email from some asshole who had registered on the site overnight.

"Why hasn't my account been activated yet??????"

My response.

"Maybe because you're not the center of the universe??????"

Comes back with two long paragraphs about how offended he is and if "you represent the management of the site then perhaps this is not the place for me."

I respond with:

"That's a logical conclusion. But next time click on the link in your activation email before you start making demands. It was you who fucked it up, not me."

Responds with

"Fuck you, asshole."

You probably won't guess who he's a fan of but you won't find it hard to believe at all when I tell you. College football team. Think about it for a second. West Coast and most obnoxious fans in all of organized sports other than the San Francisco Giants.

 

[Down38st8]

Victor Cruz was also undrafted, do him now.

Agreed. Victor cruz = awesome


Can't wait to see him in a Pats uni next year...

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

This morning I got an email from some asshole who had registered on the site overnight.

"Why hasn't my account been activated yet??????"

My response.

"Maybe because you're not the center of the universe??????"

Comes back with two long paragraphs about how offended he is and if "you represent the management of the site then perhaps this is not the place for me."

I respond with:

"That's a logical conclusion. But next time click on the link in your activation email before you start making demands. It was you who fucked it up, not me."

Responds with

"Fuck you, asshole."

You probably won't guess who he's a fan of but you won't find it hard to believe at all when I tell you. College football team. Think about it for a second. West Coast and most obnoxious fans in all of organized sports other than the San Francisco Giants.

USC

 

[HammerDown]

USC

USC is the obvious choice. Who'd be second?

 

[heatwave31]

lets go rangers. lets go blue jays. see you guys later

 

[Down38st8]

USC is the obvious choice. Who'd be second?

Collegiate? west coast? Douchebag fans?

UCLA?

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

USC is the obvious choice. Who'd be second?

College football fans on the West Coast??

 

[HammerDown]

Collegiate? west coast? Douchebag fans?

UCLA?

UCLA fans are timid compared to the fans I'm talking about.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

jesus montero

Cashman traded Jesus

Cashman >>>>> Baby Jesus