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Comedy Kraken Jokes in Seattle

Bloody Brian Burke

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That colo(u)r scheme looks a little too much like the Portland Timbers though, which would offend Seattle fans :D
Didn't they steal it from the Sonics, then?

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jstewismybastardson

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Im gonna say the seattle team goes with a green and blue colo(u)r scheme and canucks go to black/gold/red
 

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I don't find Sea Lions offensive, but the others all suck something fierce.

Sea Lions is just a stupid name. Do they even have teeth?

Since the East had to compete with more teams for several years I think the Seattle franchise should be chosen entirely from Western Conference teams. And the whiny bitch boys from Detroit.

Who's with me?!?!

And Vegas should have to give back the players they took from Eastern Conference Teams.


If the teams want them.




/stay where you are Clarkson.

I am hearing from my sources that the team name may be the Marmots.

They should try it, just for the Halibut.
 

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Sources say Seattle's new team name will be the Seattle Second Chances....:dhd::dhd:
 

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I'm ok with Comdes and Os shite idea and it be the totems

According to Vegas, the 7 with the best odds to be the name are the Emeralds(+450), Totems(+600), Rainiers(+650), Evergreens(+800), Kraken(+800), Sea Lions(+800) and Renegades(+800).
 

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F you Portland!
 

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