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I bet they take LMAFO with the first pick in the expansion draft.
 

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Seattle Golden Knights?
 

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Yep, Seattle has been at the top of the NHLs list for a while and is a good choice ... my only question is how many teams can the NHL support? Should they just relocate one of the struggling franchises or will they all be ok?
 

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Yep, Seattle has been at the top of the NHLs list for a while and is a good choice ... my only question is how many teams can the NHL support? Should they just relocate one of the struggling franchises or will they all be ok?
Ideally I would move one of the struggling franchises. However I think there is plenty of talent for 32 NHL teams. The question whether there are 32 viable markets is a bit more tricky, but I think there probably is. It's probably close though.
 

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Yep, Seattle has been at the top of the NHLs list for a while and is a good choice ... my only question is how many teams can the NHL support? Should they just relocate one of the struggling franchises or will they all be ok?

They should move the Coyotes to Houston and the Hurricanes to Quebec City.
 

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Will Key Arena be ready by October 2020? I don't think the NHL wants a new team to start with a month of road games. I also don't think they want the Seattle team to start their existence playing games at the Tacoma Dome.
 

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Don’t worry guys, crap posts like this will not continue. I’ve been working more hours lately so I hired someone to post amusing stuff for me. One morning a couple weeks ago I rode by Home Depot and hired Carlos because he said he was ‘muy funny’. This is not muy funny, others have not been my funny. So I didn’t pick Carlos up this morning. I hope he is muy cold standing there waiting for me.
 

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You left him beside that rotting carcass on I-95 didn't you?
No, around here wildlife carcasses get pick up pretty fast. Human carcasses however.......
 

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It's official...

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Seattle Mayor Jenny Durkan just said she got a call from Sea Island, Georgia. Unanimous vote. The NHL is officially coming to Seattle.

Expected 1st season is 2021/22 with the same expansion rules as Vegas. Vegas is exempt from the expansion draft and will not receive a piece of the expansion fee.

Also, division alignment change is that Arizona will move to the Central division in 2021 and Seattle will join the Pacific.
 

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I fucking hate that team. Cheap fucks
 

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NHL Better be careful or they will end up like the NBA muddied talent. There are so many bad NBA teams because the league is now full of guys that would never have made the NBA in past decades. It's to point of being unwatchable
 

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