Comedy Kraken Jokes in Seattle

[Bloody Brian Burke]

That colo(u)r scheme looks a little too much like the Portland Timbers though, which would offend Seattle fans

Didn't they steal it from the Sonics, then?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Cascadia rivalry heating up already.

Sounds like the rivalry/derby whatevs will be called the canabis cup

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Im gonna say the seattle team goes with a green and blue colo(u)r scheme and canucks go to black/gold/red

 

[forty_three]

I don't find Sea Lions offensive, but the others all suck something fierce.

Sea Lions is just a stupid name. Do they even have teeth?

Since the East had to compete with more teams for several years I think the Seattle franchise should be chosen entirely from Western Conference teams. And the whiny bitch boys from Detroit.

Who's with me?!?!

And Vegas should have to give back the players they took from Eastern Conference Teams.


If the teams want them.




/stay where you are Clarkson.

I am hearing from my sources that the team name may be the Marmots.

They should try it, just for the Halibut.

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

Im gonna say the seattle team goes with a green and blue colo(u)r scheme and canucks go to black/gold/red

If they have a retro Flying V night, I might just have to fly to Vancouver for the game.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

If they have a retro Flying V night, I might just have to fly to Vancouver for the game.

You gonna move here when they go with it full time ???

/BOOOOOOOOK IT!!!!

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

You gonna move here when they go with it full time ???

/BOOOOOOOOK IT!!!!

Haha, I can't afford that.

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

Sea Lions is just a stupid name. Do they even have teeth?

Yes, black ones. And what's more intimidating than a bunch of bla...wait, hang on, I'm not falling for that one.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Haha, I can't afford that.

Neither can any of us here lol

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Sea lions and use this video to promote games against canucks

WE WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN !!!

 

[Yo Tee]

Sources say Seattle's new team name will be the Seattle Second Chances....

 

[Judge Fudge]

Sources say Seattle's new team name will be the Seattle Second Chances....

I'm ok with Comdes and Os shite idea and it be the totems

 

[Yo Tee]

I'm ok with Comdes and Os shite idea and it be the totems

According to Vegas, the 7 with the best odds to be the name are the Emeralds(+450), Totems(+600), Rainiers(+650), Evergreens(+800), Kraken(+800), Sea Lions(+800) and Renegades(+800).

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Seattle Sailors.

 

[dash]

^

A swarthy bunch if ever I've seen one.

 

[Comeds]

F you Portland!

 

[davnlaguna]

Seattle rain
Seattle java ( works for coffee and computers)
Seattle gloom
Seattle moss
Seattle grunge
Seattle nordiques ( thinking ahead)

 

[DevilishWon]

I'm going to send this to you for Xmas DW - Classic Devils colo(u)rs.

Sweet!

 

[dash]

Seattle Seals (have to wear white skates for their home opener)

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Gotta be unique to the area.

Seattle Geoducks.

They can ask Columbus for mascot advice.