Wild Card Round Drinking Games

[alf8478]

To make things interesting while watching the games, I'm trying to come up with a drinking game to go along with when the announcers say the following annoying things:

1-Any reference to possible snow during the Super Bowl.
2-The Saints have never won a road playoff game.
3-The 49ers having a better record and playing on the road.
4-The Bengals haven't won a playoff game since 1990
5-The Chiefs haven't won a playoff game since 1993
6-Vontaze Burfict went undrafted
7-Rob Ryan is shown on tv yelling "Fuck"
8-The Colts haven't been the same since Reggie Wayne went down.
9-The Eagles don't care about time of possession
10-Any reference to Aaron Rodger's collarbone.
11-Brett Favre, Tom Brady or Peyton Manning's names are mentioned.
12-Mike Mayock tells us what someone's .40 time was at the combine

 

[kramer1]

Shot of Marvin clapping his hands

 

[alf8478]

Shot of Marvin clapping his hands

2 drinks if its after a wasted timeout/turnover/opponent scoring

 

[saratogasharksuit]

Philip Rivers has a hundred kids.
AJ Green went to clown school.

 

[Cincyfan78]

Philip Rivers has a hundred kids.
AJ Green went to clown school.

 

[bengaldoug]

Looks like I'll be needing another bottle of scotch sooner than I thought.....

 

[Clayton]

Take a drink if they show a previous highlight of Aaron Rodgers beating the Bears
Take a drink if they show a previous highlight of Kaepernick scoring a TD against the Packers
Take a drink if they mention how difficult the NFC West was
Take a drink everytime they mention Andrew Luck while the Chiefs have possession of the football
Start a waterfall everytime the referees have a review and don't finish until they come out with a call

 

[DanBengalfan]

I think they will mention #4 like 50 times a game, you'll need a full blood transfusion if you include that.

 

[bengaldoug]

I think they will mention #4 like 50 times a game, you'll need a full blood transfusion if you include that.

I was thinking exactly the same thing.

 

[JBUCK66]

it's not Tony Romo's fault

 

[saratogasharksuit]

4-The Bengals haven't won a playoff game since 1990

3 times already

 

[DanBengalfan]

3 times already

wow, really? I missed it as I was playing backgammon and pickup sticks with one of the boys.

 

[saratogasharksuit]

It was on ESPN, so not during a game. I really am looking forward to seeing how many times its mentioned tomorrow.

 

[alf8478]

2 add ons:
The Trent Richardson trade
Charles' injury

 

[kramer1]

2 add ons:
The Trent Richardson trade
Charles' injury

I'm already drunk

 

[alf8478]

I'm already drunk

So am I. Damn scorpion bowls

 

[kramer1]

LOL @ the Colts btw. Hahahahahaha! What bums.

 

[alf8478]

I know this is like blasphemy to say, but luck is overrated

 

[Cedrique]

To make things interesting while watching the games, I'm trying to come up with a drinking game to go along with when the announcers say the following annoying things:

1-Any reference to possible snow during the Super Bowl.
2-The Saints have never won a road playoff game.
3-The 49ers having a better record and playing on the road.
4-The Bengals haven't won a playoff game since 1990
5-The Chiefs haven't won a playoff game since 1993
6-Vontaze Burfict went undrafted
7-Rob Ryan is shown on tv yelling "Fuck"
8-The Colts haven't been the same since Reggie Wayne went down.
9-The Eagles don't care about time of possession
10-Any reference to Aaron Rodger's collarbone.
11-Brett Favre, Tom Brady or Peyton Manning's names are mentioned.
12-Mike Mayock tells us what someone's .40 time was at the combine

This is a great thread. I can't imagine anyone who started playing this since the beginning of the game being legal to drive for at least 48 hours. Mike Mayock is a freaking nightmare with the combine times.

 

[kramer1]

I know this is like blasphemy to say, but luck is overrated

He had 23 td's this season. Vastly overrated.

They played the Texans, Jaguars, and Titans for Fuck sake. Come on.