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Series Thread: Surging Rangers hosting the Chicago White Sox

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So I read we're playing the "what if" game... ok. Here's my "what if..."

The year is 2019.

Bryce Harper signs as a FA with the Texas Rangers....to play LF/RF.

Outfield consists of Harper, Brinson, Mazara.
Infield consists of Gallo, Profar, Odor, Rua.
DH is Fielder.
Catcher is Alfaro.

Bench is DeShields, Alberto, Cantwell, Williams.

Pitching.
Starters. Yu, Holland, Thompson, Perez, Chi Chi. (with Lulu sitting in AAA waiting.)
Relievers. Closer = Kela. Rest = idk.


Lineup wise.... heh.

Brinson
Mazara
Gallo
Harper
Alfaro
Fielder
Rua
Profar
Odor
 

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at least for one game (and hopefully many more) he doesn't resemble this Joey Gallo

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"Did you say you say Gallo? No, it's Challo, with a C. Joey Gallo is dead."

What an absolutely crack-me-up movie.
 

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"Did you say you say Gallo? No, it's Challo, with a C. Joey Gallo is dead."

What an absolutely crack-me-up movie.

Never gets old. And every time I hear the Rangers Joey Gallo name I think of the movie.
 

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I would suspect/hope, this was a one time occurrence. It would surprise me if this hasn't been addressed by the team already.

It was IMO, meant as a prank. A not so funny one, again IMO, but a prank none-the-less.

Let's move along people. Nothing to see here.
 

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according to John Blake the Batting order for tonight is:
DeShields 8, Choo 9, Andrus 6, Moreland 3, Rosales 5, Gallo DH, Smolinski 7, Corporan 2, Alberto 4
 

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according to John Blake the Batting order for tonight is:
DeShields 8, Choo 9, Andrus 6, Moreland 3, Rosales 5, Gallo DH, Smolinski 7, Corporan 2, Alberto 4

So Fielder gets the night off vs Sale?

Well after his impressive debut, might as well see what he does against the tough LHP, might provide him with a slice of humble pie
 

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according to John Blake the Batting order for tonight is:
DeShields 8, Choo 9, Andrus 6, Moreland 3, Rosales 5, Gallo DH, Smolinski 7, Corporan 2, Alberto 4

Does Fielder struggle against Sale? Maybe Gallo will surprise the hell out of us.
 

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It's ludicrous to think of Andrus in the 3 spot even if they were tanking. During a white hot stretch, against a good SP? I guess that's how we're rolling this year.
 

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Not a fan of the lineup tonight. Whatever though. I usually chalk up any start against Sale as a L anyway.
 

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I'll be following closely. I really like Matt and hope he can make a comeback for he, and his famlies sake.

I mean he gets his money one way or the other, so I think his family will manage just fine, not too worried about them
 

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I mean he gets his money one way or the other, so I think his family will manage just fine, not too worried about them
Yeah he's set for life. It makes me glad he's at least attempting to earn it though.
 

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Do any of you know if Chirino can play if needed? If not is there a back up being brought in? Haven't heard anything.
 

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Do any of you know if Chirino can play if needed? If not is there a back up being brought in? Haven't heard anything.
Rosales is the emergency catcher. That's all I know. Announced last night. Heard Robinson is feeling much better, though.
 

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Rosales is the emergency catcher. That's all I know. Announced last night. Heard Robinson is feeling much better, though.
Good to hear Robinson is feeling better. Suppose he could play if need be. Thanks.
 

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Rosales is the emergency catcher. That's all I know. Announced last night. Heard Robinson is feeling much better, though.

I was at the game when they stuck Lamb in as a catcher to start the game. What a disaster. After so many passed balls and runs scoring because of it he was replaced and the Rangers came back and won. Can you just see Rosales as the catcher? He would be falling on the ground on every pitch. And they would be stealing like crazy.
 

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I was at the game when they stuck Lamb in as a catcher to start the game. What a disaster. After so many passed balls and runs scoring because of it he was replaced and the Rangers came back and won. Can you just see Rosales as the catcher? He would be falling on the ground on every pitch. And they would be stealing like crazy.
Imagine the effect it would have on the pitcher. Chaos.
 

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I mean he gets his money one way or the other, so I think his family will manage just fine, not too worried about them

I thought the Rangers had insurance or something to where they wouldn't be liable for the whole contract if he can't return?
 
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