Comeds
Unreliable Narrator.
I know he's a Wings fan, but if memory serves, soggybottom also lives in Florida (I think he and dare hooked up previously at a game in Tampa).
Actually, I got mixed up, it's postmaster who hooked up with dare in Florida. He usually pops in when the playoffs start.
I'm pretty sure Dare is married so you might not want to spread rumors like that.