Official Cowboys/Packers smack talk thread

[packerzrule]

Doesn't Witten have a Geico commercial with the Cavemen out right now? It was on the mute the other day, but I thought I saw one where Witten and a coach were looking at walk-on type players and one of the Cavemen was in western wear.

 

[broncosmitty]

Doesn't Witten have a Geico commercial with the Cavemen out right now? It was on the mute the other day, but I thought I saw one where Witten and a coach were looking at walk-on type players and one of the Cavemen was in western wear.

Damn Geico, always a step ahead!

 

[LambeauLegs]

None of those 4 teams have an offense. Dallas does.

I dont think the point was how much those other teams scored. The point was how the Packer offense did against some of the top defenses.

 

[MISKO]

Ezekiel Elliott involved in minor car accident, says he's 'been in bigger collisions' | FOX Sports

wtf better take away elliots keys

 

[LambeauLegs]

Ezekiel Elliott involved in minor car accident, says he's 'been in bigger collisions' | FOX Sports

wtf better take away elliots keys

I heard on the radio that he was driving back from Miami where he was partying on his bye week

 

[Hank Kingsley]

Ezekiel Elliott involved in minor car accident, says he's 'been in bigger collisions' | FOX Sports

wtf better take away elliots keys

A runner not a driver it seems.

 

[jarntt]

Ezekiel Elliott involved in minor car accident, says he's 'been in bigger collisions' | FOX Sports

wtf better take away elliots keys

In before someone says Elliott can't even drive without the Cowboy OL clearing the way for him...

 

[packerzrule]

In before someone says Elliott can't even drive without the Cowboy OL clearing the way for him...

beat me to it


snap

 

[fordman84]

Do we know if he did the hitting or was hit? I've been involved in two rear end collisions, but got hit both times.

 

[jarntt]

Do we know if he did the hitting or was hit? I've been involved in two rear end collisions, but got hit both times.

I bet you have Fordman...I bet you have...

 

[sonnyblack65]

Jerry has strippers.






















Damn Trump might too.

I bet you have Fordman...I bet you have...

And the first time is always the worst

 

[Great Dayne]

Yes and this they put out for free

Edit. This is the most up to date version I believe

FOOTBALL OUTSIDERS: Innovative Statistics, Intelligent Analysis | 2016 DEFENSE EFFICIENCY RATINGS

Football outsiders has them as the 18 ranked pass defense. DVOA isn't everything but it's a different way of looking at stats. It doesn't consider all 3 yard runs the same as it takes into consideration the score, the down and distance, location on the field and the defense the team is facing. It does this with every single play for all players and teams on offense, defense and special teams.

FOOTBALL OUTSIDERS: Innovative Statistics, Intelligent Analysis | Methods To Our Madness

 

[MISKO]

 

[cowboys5xsbs]

FOOTBALL OUTSIDERS: Innovative Statistics, Intelligent Analysis | 2016 DEFENSE EFFICIENCY RATINGS

Football outsiders has them as the 18 ranked pass defense. DVOA isn't everything but it's a different way of looking at stats. It doesn't consider all 3 yard runs the same as it takes into consideration the score, the down and distance, location on the field and the defense the team is facing. It does this with every single play for all players and teams on offense, defense and special teams.

FOOTBALL OUTSIDERS: Innovative Statistics, Intelligent Analysis | Methods To Our Madness

Yea they do have some interesting stuff on there. More specifically looking at the cowboys breakdown vs each wr/te/rb they are really bad vs te's and are middle of the pack vs wrs and rbs. Hopefully they can keep cook in check but he could be the x factor.

Also the one thing Dallas does really well which is represented on there is they do not give up the deep ball (ranked #4). It will come down to redzone efficiency in the end. The goal is going to be trading 3 for 7 because we probably will not contain Gb between the 20's.

 

[Great Dayne]

Yea they do have some interesting stuff on there. More specifically looking at the cowboys breakdown vs each wr/te/rb they are really bad vs te's and are middle of the pack vs wrs and rbs. Hopefully they can keep cook in check but he could be the x factor.

Also the one thing Dallas does really well which is represented on there is they do not give up the deep ball (ranked #4). It will come down to redzone efficiency in the end. The goal is going to be trading 3 for 7 because we probably will not contain Gb between the 20's.

Yes, you must cover Cook (Optimus Prime) with your best safety like the Giants did. Allison and the People's champ will have more playing time as well.

I noticed Dal is 30th vs opponent TE's and 18th vs RB's. Ty Montgomery as a hybrid WR/RB combined with the big speedy Cook will be tough match up for the Giants.

I do see that Dal has been excellent in keeping everything in front of them. Packers made the mistake (admitedly from Mcmuffen and Rodgers) attempting to just throw all bombs and deep passes in the opening quarter. After they adjusted they used short passes to open up the deep passes later. I would expect GB to start off with fast tempo short passing game to try to open up the deep passing game and run game as well as attempting to catch Dal off guard sometimes (12 men on field, off sides, not lined up, etc). Dal has an excellent D coordinator and it will be interesting to see what they decide to do.


I also noticed NY was #2 in deep passes allowed and that didn't work out so well for them.

 

[sonnyblack65]

Weird we have the same composite around all the schools here, warns not to go into van?

 

[MISKO]

Weird we have the same composite around all the schools here, warns not to go into van?

does the van have a sign that sez free puppies given to little boys on the side of the van?

 

[packerzrule]

does the van have a sign that sez free puppies given to little boys on the side of the van?

you shut your whore mouth @MISKO

 

[sonnyblack65]

you shut your whore mouth @MISKO

Why you want a puppy or wanna go in the van? Sorry no middle aged men invited

 

[LambeauLegs]

FOOTBALL OUTSIDERS: Innovative Statistics, Intelligent Analysis | 2016 DEFENSE EFFICIENCY RATINGS

Football outsiders has them as the 18 ranked pass defense. DVOA isn't everything but it's a different way of looking at stats. It doesn't consider all 3 yard runs the same as it takes into consideration the score, the down and distance, location on the field and the defense the team is facing. It does this with every single play for all players and teams on offense, defense and special teams.

FOOTBALL OUTSIDERS: Innovative Statistics, Intelligent Analysis | Methods To Our Madness

So you are saying we just kicked ass on the #2 team on the list? It seems many here think the #17 team on the list should be of bigger concern?