A.L. Central Discussion 2016

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Remember that one year I had steroid Jeter and almost went undefeated?

I didn't remember an almost undefeated season by you, but l looked up 2012, when you started out 9-0, I said it was unsustainable, you freaked out and then subsequently went 6-7 for the remainder of the season. That was a fun season - I won the championship.

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[ChiSoxFan]

I didn't remember an almost undefeated season by you, but l looked up 2012, when you started out 9-0, I said it was unsustainable, you freaked out and then subsequently went 6-7 for the remainder of the season. That was a fun season - I won the championship.

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Fucking Derek Jeter.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Fucking Derek Jeter.

 

[dougplayer]

Jesus, @dougplayer, I feel badly for you.

The Tigers suck and after finishing in the ALc basement in 2015, proceed to get their asses completely handed to them by a vastly superior Indians team in 2016.
The Wolverines lost to the Buckeyes for the fifth straight year (and 14 out of the last 16)
The Lions eeked into the playoffs, but got ass plowed right out in the first round
The Red Wings are mediocre.
The Pistons suck balls.

Given how much of your self worth hinges on Michigan sports and how shitty those teams are, I just hope for your sake that your relationship with your life partner is going well so that you have some kind of bright spot in your life.

When do the Bengals play???? Or the Browns???? What time???
Urban got it broke off in him by dabo. And like a true ohio hillbilly. You talking trash. You must have scored a few CEMENT blocks for your front yard...time to showcase that 1994 Chevy .....

 

[Iffster]

When do the Bengals play???? Or the Browns???? What time???
Urban got it broke off in him by dabo. And like a true ohio hillbilly. You talking trash. You must have scored a few CEMENT blocks for your front yard...time to showcase that 1994 Chevy .....

Doug is like the Breakfast Meal at Dennys'. They both get SERVED 24 hours a day, every day.
(Slinky forgot to mention Khaki Pants booger eating episode.)

 

[Wamu]

When do the Bengals play???? Or the Browns???? What time???
Urban got it broke off in him by dabo. And like a true ohio hillbilly. You talking trash. You must have scored a few CEMENT blocks for your front yard...time to showcase that 1994 Chevy .....

Do you ever shut the fuck up? You were wrong about the Tigers, they didn't even make the playoffs & got their ass kicked by the Tribe all season long. You incorrectly said the Red Sox & Blue Jays would beat the Indians. You blathered on & on & on about how 2016 would be the year meeeechegan was going to beat Ohio State. You talk more trash than anyone in this thread & have yet to back up any of your long winded predictions. But don't let the fact you're always full of shit stop you from the gibberish you spew.

 

[Iffster]

Do you ever shut the fuck up? You were wrong about the Tigers, they didn't even make the playoffs & got their ass kicked by the Tribe all season long. You incorrectly said the Red Sox & Blue Jays would beat the Indians. You blathered on & on & on about how 2016 would be the year meeeechegan was going to beat Ohio State. You talk more trash than anyone in this thread & have yet to back up any of your long winded predictions. But don't let the fact you're always full of shit stop you from the gibberish you spew.

Doug is what he is. He is a homer and a mudslinger. He is the perfect example of a fan who knows very little about the sport or teams he supports , so he just plays the, "My team is better than yours" game. If you notice he NEVER discusses anything about player skills, strategy, or backs up any of his statements with facts. Doug is just a lot of wind. I've always thought I could provoke him into something more than the stupid retorts (see the cement bricks comment above). It is no use.

 

[dougplayer]

And iffy is a nut sack licker. He waits for me to post. Then he follows me. Nobody will even talk with hI'm or comment on his posts. His only play on here is to follow me and wrap his tongue around my balls. Sad. What a loser iffy is

 

[dougplayer]

Do you ever shut the fuck up? You were wrong about the Tigers, they didn't even make the playoffs & got their ass kicked by the Tribe all season long. You incorrectly said the Red Sox & Blue Jays would beat the Indians. You blathered on & on & on about how 2016 would be the year meeeechegan was going to beat Ohio State. You talk more trash than anyone in this thread & have yet to back up any of your long winded predictions. But don't let the fact you're always full of shit stop you from the gibberish you spew.

Your little alligator arm buddy slinky started talking up the trash. I had to remind him he was from ohio. The truth hurt?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

When do the Bengals play???? Or the Browns???? What time???
Urban got it broke off in him by dabo. And like a true ohio hillbilly. You talking trash. You must have scored a few CEMENT blocks for your front yard...time to showcase that 1994 Chevy .....

When have you ever seen me all excited about the Bengals or Browns? I'm not an NFL fan, so I don't give a cold shit about what they're doing. You, on the other hand, were beating your chest all season about the Lions who ultimately shit the bed in the playoffs every bit as much as Ohio State did.

The difference being, Ohio State whooped Michigan's ass (again), the Indians owned the Tigers, and the Red Wings and Pistons suck.

So, hug your boyfriend and try to feel better about yourself, Dougy.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Slinky forgot to mention Khaki Pants booger eating episode.

That's a positive for Doug, as boogers are a staple of his diet.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Your little alligator arm buddy slinky started talking up the trash. I had to remind him he was from ohio. The truth hurt?

The Ohio Teams I follow own your Michigan teams. Now, shine box, boy! Get it!

 

[Iffster]

And iffy is a nut sack licker. He waits for me to post. Then he follows me. Nobody will even talk with hI'm or comment on his posts. His only play on here is to follow me and wrap his tongue around my balls. Sad. What a loser iffy is

No, my "play on here" is to get you discuss things like the Tigers' CF situation and why you think Detroit has improved enough to take the AL Central in 2017. But you don't have the intelligence to discuss those things or anything like that. You are nothing more than a bag of wind with no smarts to back it up.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

No, my "play on here" is to get you discuss things like the Tigers' CF situation and why you think Detroit has improved enough to take the AL Central in 2017. But you don't have the intelligence to discuss those things or anything like that. You are nothing more than a bag of wind with no smarts to back it up.

Yeah, but truth be told, I like doug and his posts. They're amusing in a cute crippled kid kind of way. I just wanted to wind him up some.

Honestly, I kind of miss MiamiVice at times. He was every bit as "knowledgable" and homery as doug, but with a micro peen and a nasty coke habit. Fun to wind up.

 

[Iffster]

Doug is the graffiti artist of this page. He writes silly, often stupid, remarks that can entertain. There is no depth to his "sayings" and they often are repetitions of previous remarks. I understand he has been here for years....I wonder why he has never bothered to broaden his knowledge and add some "backup" to his thoughts? Perhaps a lack of basic intelligence or maybe he is comfortable with his''cute crippled kid'' persona?

 

[broncosmitty]

You know who I miss?

Bums

Where the hell has he been?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

You know who I miss?

Bums

Where the hell has he been?

Part of me thinks bums and MiamiVice were the same cat.

 

[broncosmitty]

Part of me thinks bums and MiamiVice were the same cat.

Such inner turmoil.

So much hate, but I gotta assume the make up sex is off the chain.

 

[navamind]

Chris Sale looks like a methed-out hillbilly that listens to rap.

Hey, someone had to replace Buchholz.

 

[ChiSoxFan]

Hey, someone had to replace Buchholz.

Difference being Sale is good.