LHG
Former Californian. Hesitant Tennessean.
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Conversation, two days ago:To take it a step further, since we didn't get Judge, the FO might look to tank this year. Paper it over with guys like Haniger and maybe a second- or third-tier SP so it looks like we tried so they can sell some tickets, but do a de facto tank.
FZ: "And we are about to sign Judge too! Should be announced soon. After that, we'll get Correa because he wants in if we have Judge. Then Rodon will surely return because he sees we are serious about winning!"
Haniger: "Okay, I'm in! I'll just sign this 3 year contract and . . . there you go!" (hands FZ contract)
Overheard on the TV in the background: "Breaking news! Yankees just announced that Judge is returning on a 9 year deal!"
Haniger: "Hey, I thought you said you were going to sign Judge! FZ?!?! FZ?!?!"
**cloud of dust in room from FZ's quick disappearing act.**