Triple Espresso of Coffee Talk

[dash]

Shoot first and ask questions later...

 

[esls79]

Shoot first and ask questions later...

Hmm, sounds illegal. Might as well double down and imprison or kill a pregnant migrant to get the evil media to lose their shit.

 

[dash]

Savage.

 

[forty_three]

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Wait who's the turkey in that last one?

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Wait who's the turkey in that last one?

I assumed Trump was the turkey. I don't know what he was being pardoned from. How big does a turkey have to be to be cleaned with a bone saw?

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I assumed Trump was the turkey. I don't know what he was being pardoned from. How big does a turkey have to be to be cleaned with a bone saw?

My uncle Al can cut through turkey bone with his teeth no problem. He does it every Thanksgiving. It's nasty. We don't invite him anymore.

 

[forty_three]

Wait who's the turkey in that last one?

The scene of the crime

 

[KennyBanyeah]

LOL. He really is THAT dumb. It's amazing, really.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

LOL. He really is THAT dumb. It's amazing, really.

I thought the caption was a joke and then I listened to it lol

/This call is probably only being done publicly because he caught so much shit for being too chicken shit to go visit da troopz in Afghanistan.

 

[sbb122]

LOL. He really is THAT dumb. It's amazing, really.

If he is on speaker phone why is the dumb fuck holding the receiver???

 

[Darkstone42]

LOL. He really is THAT dumb. It's amazing, really.

Does he think using the electromagnetic technology entails discovering the photoelectric effect* or something?

*This joke is historically accurate.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[thedddd]

Yep seems about right.

 

[mooger_35]

All I can say is that I wish it was kale that had been recalled.

 

[dash]

Yep seems about right.

Lettuce have our guns.

 

[mattola]

All I can say is that I wish it was kale that had been recalled.

I like kale

 

[Comeds]

Going through some old stuff I found a copy of a movie that got me through a lot of hard times - Beavers And Buttsex. Sadly it's in vhs and I no longer have s VCR.

 

[Darkstone42]

All I can say is that I wish it was kale that had been recalled.

You keep your dirty hands off my kale.

I like kale

This guy gets it.

(It's very palatable if you fry it in butter and stick it in a 4-egg omelette.)