The Lions Den

[Thruthefog]

Just learned an old buddy of mine passed away. Funeral is tomorrow. I haven't been to a funeral in ages. I'm going to this one. I may stick out like a sore thumb. I'm not one of those people that will go out and buy a suit I may never wear again. I'm afraid the best I'm willing to do is dark blue corduroy pants, light blue button down shirt, tie, black socks, and black dress shoes. Ought to be a sight.

He was obese with bad knees, and when he could no longer exercise, I worried about him. He was 63. He was a good dude. Rest In Peace, Richard.

 

[Thruthefog]

Just learned an old buddy of mine passed away. Funeral is tomorrow. I haven't been to a funeral in ages. I'm going to this one. I may stick out like a sore thumb. I'm not one of those people that will go out and buy a suit I may never wear again. I'm afraid the best I'm willing to do is dark blue corduroy pants, light blue button down shirt, tie, black socks, and black dress shoes. Ought to be a sight.

He was obese with bad knees, and when he could no longer exercise, I worried about him. He was 63. He was a good dude. Rest In Peace, Richard.

How stoned was I? No tie. No dress shoes. No corduroys. I'm afraid if you get a button down shirt, you rate. That, and the fact it was the first funeral I've attended since 1981.

 

[Thruthefog]

No posts on the Lions board in two days. I'm going to sue every one of you fuckers for making me spend so much time trolling the PF. I'll have to think up something that a judge would buy, like not knowing coffee is hot, but I'll think of something.

 

[gandydancer]

No posts on the Lions board in two days. I'm going to sue every one of you fuckers for making me spend so much time trolling the PF. I'll have to think up something that a judge would buy, like not knowing coffee is hot, but I'll think of something.

One thing is for sure, you can't suh me when you develop any ailments from going down on Martha. I put a warning label on her after I was done.

 

[broncosmitty]

So I didn't charge my phone last night. Forgot and left it in my pocket.

Somehow when I turned it on this morning it wasn't dead. Been up a few hours, half of it reading the Hoop. It should've dove 20% or so by now. Prolly getting close to dead...

But it's at 100%, and shows it's charging.


I'm standing outside, in the middle of a yard right now.

You think somebody went ahead and finished Teslas free energy system? Or should I be alarmed?

 

[Thruthefog]

When we use the ignore function, how do we determine whether we're a pussy or a bitch?

 

[broncosmitty]

When we use the ignore function, how do we determine whether we're a pussy or a bitch?

Depends on how often everyone is reminded that so and so is on ignore.


I give TPaul props for never mentioning he had me on ignore. But, since he's a pussy and a bitch both, he'd still argue erything I said.

As a casual fan, it really hurt not to have his support.

 

[Thruthefog]

Depends on how often everyone is reminded that so and so is on ignore.


I give TPaul props for never mentioning he had me on ignore. But, since he's a pussy and a bitch both, he'd still argue erything I said.

As a casual fan, it really hurt not to have his support.

So if you say someone is on ignore, that makes you a pussy, but if you keep your mouth shut, then you're just a bitch?

I think we need Old Lion to weigh in on this.

 

[broncosmitty]

So if you say someone is on ignore, that makes you a pussy, but if you keep your mouth shut, then you're just a bitch?

I think we need Old Lion to weigh in on this.

There are many factors at play.


Can i get some specifics?

 

[Thruthefog]

There are many factors at play.


Can i get some specifics?

Not at this time. I'm afraid I could be vaulted to pussy status in my ignorance of the rules.

 

[broncosmitty]

Not at this time. I'm afraid I could be vaulted to pussy status in my ignorance of the rules.

Gotta wait for the facts.

I hear ya.

 

[Thruthefog]

Gotta wait for the facts.

I hear ya.

Old Lion is like the government. He's keeping us in ignorance.

 

[broncosmitty]

Old Lion is like the government. He's keeping us in ignorance.

He won't play fantasy football either, that jerk.

 

[Thruthefog]

He won't play fantasy football either, that jerk.

He probably doesn't think we're very funny, either.

 

[gandydancer]

When we use the ignore function, how do we determine whether we're a pussy or a bitch?

Does this pussy have big beefy lips, or worn out shoe leather style? Is it a bush or strip or bald?
Does it look and smell like Martha's? I gots to know the particulars.

 

[Thruthefog]

Does this pussy have big beefy lips, or worn out shoe leather style? Is it a bush or strip or bald?
Does it look and smell like Martha's? I gots to know the particulars.

Old Lion is keeping it a secret. Although, in his defense, it may be classified.

Now if I were making the rules:
(1) The lips wouldn't matter.
(2) Gots to be a bush.
(3) They all smell like trout.

 

[gandydancer]

@Thruthefog

I will be coming through Amarillo Sunday afternoon some time. Depends on how long it takes load our shit on the train tonight. Might be a early supper. You're not as old as @Old Lion who prolly eats early daily.

I will get with ya again later today.

 

[Thruthefog]

@Thruthefog

I will be coming through Amarillo Sunday afternoon some time. Depends on how long it takes load our shit on the train tonight. Might be a early supper. You're not as old as @Old Lion who prolly eats early daily.

I will get with ya again later today.

I left you my cell number in a PM. I'll carry it with me for a change.

 

[gandydancer]

I left you my cell number in a PM. I'll carry it with me for a change.

It must be a great feeling to not be attached to one.

 

[Old Lion]

@Thruthefog

I will be coming through Amarillo Sunday afternoon some time. Depends on how long it takes load our shit on the train tonight. Might be a early supper. You're not as old as @Old Lion who prolly eats early daily.

I will get with ya again later today.

Hey! I resemble that remark.

(Actually we are the same age roughly).