The Lions Den

[LionsWhyMe]

She said it was her or the dog... the little guy and me are going to miss her.

 

[Thruthefog]

I must be fixin' ta die or something. That's 3 nights in a row I've gone to bed before midnight, and went right to sleep. This place is pretty dead on a Saturday mornin'. All you hungover muhfuggas.

 

[RobBase]

I must be fixin' ta die or something. That's 3 nights in a row I've gone to bed before midnight, and went right to sleep. This place is pretty dead on a Saturday mornin'. All you hungover muhfuggas.

Do you see a tall, dark shadow in the corner of your room telling you that you're going to die? That's Death (or Andre Fluellen, he never goes away).

 

[Thruthefog]

Do you see a tall, dark shadow in the corner of your room telling you that you're going to die? That's Death (or Andre Fluellen, he never goes away).

It must be Andre. I don't think Death fucks around.

 

[LionsWhyMe]

 

[Thruthefog]

The wind is 25 straight out of the north, 34 degrees, and snowing. The most wintery day we've had. Stupid dog still wants to go for a walk.

 

[Gulf of Brazil]

The wind is 25 straight out of the north, 34 degrees, and snowing. The most wintery day we've had. Stupid dog still wants to go for a walk.

poor dog has to take the grumpy old man for a walk. I feel bad for the pooch.

 

[Thruthefog]

poor dog has to take the grumpy old man for a walk. I feel bad for the pooch.

Kenny doesn't. He says if reincarnation is real, he wants to come back as my dog.

 

[LionsWhyMe]

 

[Thruthefog]

Okay then, why is there grape sherbet? It's frozen.

Know what I think? It's France and California's fault. Hogging all the grapes for their fucking shitty wine.

 

[Stomp]

 

[broncosmitty]

Okay then, why is there grape sherbet? It's frozen.

Know what I think? It's France and California's fault. Hogging all the grapes for their fucking shitty wine.

Is there grape sherbert?

Are the authorities aware of this? Are dog owners aware of this? Why was i knot aware of this?

If God wanted me to drink wine, he'd sell it in cans.

 

[Thruthefog]

Is there grape sherbert?

Are the authorities aware of this? Are dog owners aware of this? Why was i knot aware of this?

If God wanted me to drink wine, he'd sell it in cans.

They have it at Braum's. Raspberry is still better.

And do these winemakers even know how much better it would taste in a can?

 

[broncosmitty]

They have it at Braum's. Raspberry is still better.

Orange and Lime are my go to's.

Rasberry is good stuff too.

You ever have the rhubarb?

 

[Thruthefog]

Orange and Lime are my go to's.

Rasberry is good stuff too.

You ever have the rhubarb?

Chewed on it raw out of the garden when I was a kid. That's about it.

Lime is my #2.

 

[broncosmitty]

Chewed on it raw out of the garden when I was a kid. That's about it.

Lime is my #2.

Is there a purpose for rhubarb other than that?

Like Vienna Sausages, only grown for silly little children.

 

[Thruthefog]

Is there a purpose for rhubarb other than that?

Like Vienna Sausages, only grown for silly little children.

I've heard they make pies out of it. But hell, they can make a pie out of Ritz crackers.

It didn't take me long to learn to hate those monkey peters.

 

[broncosmitty]

I've heard they make pies out of it. But hell, they can make a pie out of Ritz crackers.

It didn't take me long to learn to hate those monkey peters.

First breakfast pizza, then Ritz pie.

What will those monkey peters come up with next?

 

[Thruthefog]

First breakfast pizza, then Ritz pie.

What will those monkey peters come up with next?

I think it was sushi.

 

[broncosmitty]

I think it was sushi.

Man didn't discover fire to eat raw fish wrapped in sea weed.