The Lions Den

[LionsWhyMe]

Captain Morgan and Root Beer. Many college female loved that drink,

I've never tried Captain Morgan.

 

[LPinSLC]

Captain's pretty good for spiced rum.

 

[TwoCents22]

You know what goes with any kinda drink?

Pussy.

 

[LPinSLC]

Weed

 

[LionsWhyMe]

You know what goes with any kinda drink?

Pussy.

I've had some tacos that were almost as good as pussy.

 

[TwoCents22]

I've had some tacos that were almost as good as pussy.

Idk, man. I guess it depends how much your gettin laid and by who. If I'm gettin it 7 days a week then I'll gladly pass up one day for a delicious taco. But if I'm on a pretty long dry spell not gonna happen. And on the flip side, if someone said "you can either have the worlds best taco, or Mila Kunis 1 night" I'm takin the pussy lol.

 

[gandydancer]

I once asked my wife if she was current on her tetanus shot when she asked why I told her I was coming home with a rusty load...needless to say that romantic moment did not get me laid that night

 

[LionsWhyMe]

Idk, man. I guess it depends how much your gettin laid and by who. If I'm gettin it 7 days a week then I'll gladly pass up one day for a delicious taco. But if I'm on a pretty long dry spell not gonna happen. And on the flip side, if someone said "you can either have the worlds best taco, or Mila Kunis 1 night" I'm takin the pussy lol.

If you get pussy any time from your wife or not, the shredded beef tacos with green sauce that I'm talking about... there isn't much of a difference in tearing it up.

 

[TwoCents22]

Alright, where are these better than pussy tacos located at?

 

[gandydancer]

Winston being sued now. ...

He said pound her in the pussy.

She waited till two weeks before and said ...pound him in the pocket. As it will happen if he drops because of it. I would have to think she may not be looking for a payday. Just attempting to hurt his future pay. As a good lawyer would until after the draft and got paid to sue.

 

[gandydancer]

Alright, where are these better than pussy tacos located at?

I can see the neon sign blinking on the corner now.

"Better than pussy tacos"

 

[LionsWhyMe]

Alright, where are these better than pussy tacos located at?

I wished I knew the answer to that question... but the "almost as good" is in a road side Taco Stand in Casa Grande, Arizona.

 

[TwoCents22]

Here's a question, would you give up pussy for the rest of your life in exchange for a billion dollars?

 

[TwoCents22]

And no oral sex either lol

 

[gandydancer]

And no oral sex either lol

Now that I read the extra disclaimer and small print.


NO

 

[gandydancer]

Although I could afford surgery for carpal tunnel. Let me think this through.

I could sit on the beach with a wad of cash and sign that reads

Handys for Gandy.

 

[TwoCents22]

Lmao! I know I wouldn't be able to do it. Hell, I'd rather live dead broke with pussy than vice versa.

 

[TwoCents22]

Somewhere there's a gay guy reading this thread screaming "YES YOU STUPID FUCKS!!!"

 

[gandydancer]

Somewhere there's a gay guy reading this thread screaming "YES YOU STUPID FUCKS!!!"

I remembe Laker trying to fuck with people awhile back. Would have been classic had this question arose back then.

 

[LionsWhyMe]

Here's a question, would you give up pussy for the rest of your life in exchange for a billion dollars?

If I was pushing 70 years of age I might throw out dying in the saddle.