The Lions Den

[themuzzer]

Republicans gonna kick some ass tomorrow. If you Ain't voting I don't want to hear any bitchin.

 

[gandydancer]

Republicans gonna kick some ass tomorrow. If you Ain't voting I don't want to hear any bitchin.

So this is why you bitch and complain so much.

 

[Thruthefog]

If you Ain't voting I don't want to hear any bitchin.

People don't always get what they want. For example, the Seahawks want a WR. Turns out, no one in the organization knows what one looks like.

 

[Naughtymax]

Republicans gonna kick some ass tomorrow. If you Ain't voting I don't want to hear any bitchin.

I'm voting, but as a foreigner I have to drive to Illinois to cast my ballot. If you wear an Obama button they'll give you as many ballots as you want, no ID needed. They have a ready list of dead people on the voter roll that they cross off (or at least they did in 2012 when I voted).

 

[gandydancer]

People don't always get what they want. For example, the Seahawks want a WR. Turns out, no one in the organization knows what one looks like.

I know a guy who played WR in high school. He should go and be a scout for Seahawks.

Maybe Lions and Hawks can trade a kicking scout for a WR one?

 

[gvsulaker82]

He's also a whiny quiter that's never won a playoff game.

God how I hate palmer. He should have been a great QB. Turns out hes just a whiny bitch.

 

[gvsulaker82]

Palmer sucks.

Caldwell is the worlds greatest bedtime story reader...................

......... Cuz he's so damn boring.

Caldwell is damn sure the exact opposite of schwartz. Things they have in common. They both coached the lions, their name is jim.

 

[gvsulaker82]

People don't always get what they want. For example, the Seahawks want a WR. Turns out, no one in the organization knows what one looks like.

Seahawks need a QB imo. Look how great tate is with a qb.

 

[gvsulaker82]

I'm voting, but as a foreigner I have to drive to Illinois to cast my ballot. If you wear an Obama button they'll give you as many ballots as you want, no ID needed. They have a ready list of dead people on the voter roll that they cross off (or at least they did in 2012 when I voted).

How long do you have to be a citizen for to vote? Five or ten years?

 

[Naughtymax]

How long do you have to be a citizen for to vote? Five or ten years?

5 minutes. Takes about 7 years to become a citizen, though.

 

[LPinSLC]

How do you get the mouth guard hot enough to form fit at your house? Box got a stove Smitty?

 

[BUD]

Is Megatron gonna be ready for the next game?

 

[broncosmitty]

How do you get the mouth guard hot enough to form fit at your house? Box got a stove Smitty?

Dumpster fires.

I take off muh schmockenhg mittenshhs..... Sorry had my mouthpiece in...... My smoking mittens first.

 

[LPinSLC]

Dumpster fires.

I take off muh schmockenhg mittenshhs..... Sorry had my mouthpiece in...... My smoking mittens first.

schounds perfectchly lodgchical

 

[gandydancer]

schounds perfectchly lodgchical

Sounds more like head gear there.

 

[LPinSLC]

Sounds more like head gear there.

That's me before the beard. Notice the Lions shirt?

 

[Thruthefog]

Some pretty cool shit happened today. I go to the horse race place which is losing their license in a week or so (something I've known for a couple of months). But today I find out their liquor license has already expired, so their booze is free. Free tequila!!

So a guy steps up to the machine and places his bets, but forgets to kick out his credit voucher, and no one sees him do it. I walk up to the machine, see that someone hasn't completed their transaction, and collect a voucher worth over a hundred fifty bucks. I wait until I see someone walk over to the machine looking panicked (takes about twenty minutes). He goes back over to his table frantically searching for his voucher. I walk over and tap him on the shoulder. "You lose a credit voucher?"

"YES!!"

"How much was it?"

"Over a hundred dollars."

I walk over to the bar, pick up the voucher, walk back to his table and hand it to him. Of course, he can't believe someone would be that honest.

Two races later I hit an exacta that pays me over a hundred and sixty bucks.

And not only was the tequila free, but now I get some free weed to boot. Great day.

 

[LPinSLC]

Some pretty cool shit happened today. I go to the horse race place which is losing their license in a week or so (something I've known for a couple of months). But today I find out their liquor license has already expired, so their booze is free. Free tequila!!

So a guy steps up to the machine and places his bets, but forgets to kick out his credit voucher, and no one sees him do it. I walk up to the machine, see that someone hasn't completed their transaction, and collect a voucher worth over a hundred fifty bucks. I wait until I see someone walk over to the machine looking panicked (takes about twenty minutes). He goes back over to his table frantically searching for his voucher. I walk over and tap him on the shoulder. "You lose a credit voucher?"

"YES!!"

"How much was it?"

"Over a hundred dollars."

I walk over to the bar, pick up the voucher, walk back to his table and hand it to him. Of course, he can't believe someone would be that honest.

Two races later I hit an exacta that pays me over a hundred and sixty bucks.

And not only was the tequila free, but now I get some free weed to boot. Great day.

Insta-Karma

 

[themuzzer]

Some pretty cool shit happened today. I go to the horse race place which is losing their license in a week or so (something I've known for a couple of months). But today I find out their liquor license has already expired, so their booze is free. Free tequila!!

So a guy steps up to the machine and places his bets, but forgets to kick out his credit voucher, and no one sees him do it. I walk up to the machine, see that someone hasn't completed their transaction, and collect a voucher worth over a hundred fifty bucks. I wait until I see someone walk over to the machine looking panicked (takes about twenty minutes). He goes back over to his table frantically searching for his voucher. I walk over and tap him on the shoulder. "You lose a credit voucher?"

"YES!!"

"How much was it?"

"Over a hundred dollars."

I walk over to the bar, pick up the voucher, walk back to his table and hand it to him. Of course, he can't believe someone would be that honest.

Two races later I hit an exacta that pays me over a hundred and sixty bucks.

And not only was the tequila free, but now I get some free weed to boot. Great day.

Now that Sir, is how you live life. The best feeling ever.

 

[broncosmitty]

Some pretty cool shit happened today. I go to the horse race place which is losing their license in a week or so (something I've known for a couple of months). But today I find out their liquor license has already expired, so their booze is free. Free tequila!!

So a guy steps up to the machine and places his bets, but forgets to kick out his credit voucher, and no one sees him do it. I walk up to the machine, see that someone hasn't completed their transaction, and collect a voucher worth over a hundred fifty bucks. I wait until I see someone walk over to the machine looking panicked (takes about twenty minutes). He goes back over to his table frantically searching for his voucher. I walk over and tap him on the shoulder. "You lose a credit voucher?"

"YES!!"

"How much was it?"

"Over a hundred dollars."

I walk over to the bar, pick up the voucher, walk back to his table and hand it to him. Of course, he can't believe someone would be that honest.

Two races later I hit an exacta that pays me over a hundred and sixty bucks.

And not only was the tequila free, but now I get some free weed to boot. Great day.

Good on ya 68!