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Team Names - Making Fun Of (missing a few)

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So many teams have names you can mock them with but I need help with a few. I outlined the below in BOLD/RED that I couldn't think of ones for. Feel free to chime in. I know dirty birds gets thrown around for Balti and Atlanta but meh? Some teams would be proud of that lol.

NFC West
Seattle Seachickens
LA Sheep
San Fran Forty Whiners
ARIZONA ???

NFC East
New York Midgets
Dallas Cowgirls
Washington Foreskins (Washington Football Team now which doesn't count lol)
PHILADELPHIA ???

NFC South
New Orleans Aints
Tampa Bay Cucks
Carolina Pussies (thanks Cam Newton)
ATLANTA ???

NFC North
Chicago Teddy Bears
Green Bay Fudge Packers
Minnesota Viqueens
Detroit Lie-Downs

AFC West
Denver Mules
Kansas City Queefs
Las Vegas Faders
LA ???

AFC East
New York Paper Airplanes
Miami Guppies
New England ??? (maybe Cheatriots? or Chariots?)
Buffalo ???

AFC South
Cincinnati Bungles
Pittsburgh Stealers
Cleveland Shits
Baltimore ???

AFC East
Tennessee Titties
Indianapolis Dolts
Jacksonville Jagasses
Houston ???
 
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So many teams have names you can mock them with but I need help with a few. I outlined the below in BOLD/RED that I couldn't think of ones for. Feel free to chime in. I know dirty birds gets thrown around for Balti and Atlanta but meh? Some teams would be proud of that lol.

NFC West
Seattle Seachickens
LA Sheep
San Fran Forty Whiners
ARIZONA ???

NFC East
New York Midgets
Dallas Cowgirls
Washington Foreskins (Washington Football Team now which doesn't count lol)
PHILADELPHIA ???

NFC South
New Orleans Aints
Tampa Bay Cucks
Carolina Pussies (thanks Cam Newton)
ATLANTA ???

NFC North
Chicago Teddy Bears
Green Bay Fudge Packers
Minnesota Viqueens
Detroit Lie-Downs

AFC West
Denver Mules
Kansas City Queefs
Las Vegas Faders
LA ???

AFC East
New York Paper Airplanes
Miami Guppies
New England ??? (maybe Cheatriots? or Chariots?)
Buffalo ???

AFC South
Cincinnati Bungles
Pittsburgh Stealers
Cleveland Shits
Baltimore ???

AFC East
Tennessee Titties
Indianapolis Dolts
Jacksonville Jagasses
Houston ???
Why is Philadelphia in red?
Can anyone come up with a worse name? Pretty sure that is the winner!
 

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I guess you could say Filthadelphia to be more accurate? :noidea:
 

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So many teams have names you can mock them with but I need help with a few. I outlined the below in BOLD/RED that I couldn't think of ones for. Feel free to chime in. I know dirty birds gets thrown around for Balti and Atlanta but meh? Some teams would be proud of that lol.

NFC West
Seattle Seachickens
LA Sheep
San Fran Forty Whiners
ARIZONA ???

NFC East
New York Midgets
Dallas Cowgirls
Washington Foreskins (Washington Football Team now which doesn't count lol)
PHILADELPHIA ???

NFC South
New Orleans Aints
Tampa Bay Cucks
Carolina Pussies (thanks Cam Newton)
ATLANTA ???

NFC North
Chicago Teddy Bears
Green Bay Fudge Packers
Minnesota Viqueens
Detroit Lie-Downs

AFC West
Denver Mules
Kansas City Queefs
Las Vegas Faders
LA ???

AFC East
New York Paper Airplanes
Miami Guppies
New England ??? (maybe Cheatriots? or Chariots?)
Buffalo ???

AFC South
Cincinnati Bungles
Pittsburgh Stealers
Cleveland Shits
Baltimore ???

AFC East
Tennessee Titties
Indianapolis Dolts
Jacksonville Jagasses
Houston ???

Why is Philadelphia in red?
Can anyone come up with a worse name? Pretty sure that is the winner!

I guess you could say Filthadelphia to be more accurate? :noidea:
How hard can it be.

Filthy Horse Shit Eaters
 

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Philadelphia Choking Chickens
LA Sparklers
New England Queerbaits
Buffalo SnowCows


Denver is the Donkeys
 

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So many teams have names you can mock them with but I need help with a few. I outlined the below in BOLD/RED that I couldn't think of ones for. Feel free to chime in. I know dirty birds gets thrown around for Balti and Atlanta but meh? Some teams would be proud of that lol.

NFC West
Seattle Seachickens
LA Lambs
San Fran Forty Whiners
ARIZONA Cardiac Cards

NFC East
New York Midgets
Dallas Cowgirls
Washington Foreskins (Washington Football Team now which doesn't count lol)
PHILADELPHIA Filthy/Iggles

NFC South
New Orleans Aints
Tampa Bay Cucks
Carolina Pussies (thanks Cam Newton)
ATLANTA Dirty Birds

NFC North
Chicago Teddy Bears
Green Bay Fudge Packers
Minnesota Viqueens
Detroit Lie-Downs

AFC West
Denver Donks
Kansas City Queefs
Las Vegas Faders
LA ???

AFC East
New York Paper Airplanes
Miami Guppies
New England ??? (maybe Cheatriots? or Chariots?)
Buffalo Nickels or Mafiosos

AFC South
Cincinnati Bungles
Pittsburgh Stealers
Cleveland Shits
Baltimore Ratbirds

AFC East
Tennessee Titties
Indianapolis Dolts
Jacksonville Jagasses
Houston DeShaun of the Dead
Just my 20 cents Shark, inflation
 
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So many teams have names you can mock them with but I need help with a few. I outlined the below in BOLD/RED that I couldn't think of ones for. Feel free to chime in. I know dirty birds gets thrown around for Balti and Atlanta but meh? Some teams would be proud of that lol.

NFC West
Seattle Seachickens
LA Sheep
San Fran Forty Whiners
ARIZONA ???

NFC East
New York Midgets
Dallas Cowgirls
Washington Foreskins (Washington Football Team now which doesn't count lol)
PHILADELPHIA ???

NFC South
New Orleans Aints
Tampa Bay Cucks
Carolina Pussies (thanks Cam Newton)
ATLANTA ???

NFC North
Chicago Teddy Bears
Green Bay Fudge Packers
Minnesota Viqueens
Detroit Lie-Downs

AFC West
Denver Mules
Kansas City Queefs
Las Vegas Faders
LA ???

AFC East
New York Paper Airplanes
Miami Guppies
New England ??? (maybe Cheatriots? or Chariots?)
Buffalo ???

AFC South
Cincinnati Bungles
Pittsburgh Stealers
Cleveland Shits
Baltimore ???

AFC East
Tennessee Titties
Indianapolis Dolts
Jacksonville Jagasses
Houston ???
Its bi-queens good sir.
 

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A former Chargers gm was called 'Lord of no Rings' but I think the common diss for the Chargers is simply calling them 'LA's other team'
 

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A former Chargers gm was called 'Lord of no Rings' but I think the common diss for the Chargers is simply calling them 'LA's other team'
Even though ive heard lord of no rings a few times, it still made me chuckle.
 

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So many teams have names you can mock them with but I need help with a few. I outlined the below in BOLD/RED that I couldn't think of ones for. Feel free to chime in. I know dirty birds gets thrown around for Balti and Atlanta but meh? Some teams would be proud of that lol.

NFC West
Seattle Seachickens
LA Sheep
San Fran Forty Whiners
ARIZONA ???

NFC East
New York Midgets
Dallas Cowgirls
Washington Foreskins (Washington Football Team now which doesn't count lol)
PHILADELPHIA ???

NFC South
New Orleans Aints
Tampa Bay Cucks
Carolina Pussies (thanks Cam Newton)
ATLANTA ???

NFC North
Chicago Teddy Bears
Green Bay Fudge Packers
Minnesota Viqueens
Detroit Lie-Downs

AFC West
Denver Mules
Kansas City Queefs
Las Vegas Faders
LA ???

AFC East
New York Paper Airplanes
Miami Guppies
New England ??? (maybe Cheatriots? or Chariots?)
Buffalo ???

AFC South
Cincinnati Bungles
Pittsburgh Stealers
Cleveland Shits
Baltimore ???

AFC East
Tennessee Titties
Indianapolis Dolts
Jacksonville Jagasses
Houston ???
Baltimore has always been the "ratbirds" to many Steeler fans, and other fans within the AFC North
Cleveland would would be the "stains (short for brown stains)" or the "mistake by the lake"
I always got a chuckle out of whomever coined the term "San Francisco 4 and 9'ers"
Seattle Seachickens or Seasquawks
Arizona Tard'inals
Cincinnati Bungles or Bung-holes
Tennessee Tits/Titties OR the flaming thumbtacks
Jacksonville Jagoffs
 
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