Second cup of Coffee Talk

[jstewismybastardson]

That's not sludge. Those are ants.

 

[Comeds]

That's not sludge. Those are ants.

Its almost a shame that the humans and ants have put aside their differences for now to fight a common enemy; the flood.

 

[dare2be]

Someone should take a large shop vac...no, a flamethrower to those. Fire ants are evil.

/Mattola'd jstew.

 

[forty_three]

And when we're done with the ants, we can set the flamethrower on Joel Osteen.

 

[dash]

And when we're done with the ants, we can set the flamethrower on Joel Osteen.

Is he the devil or the superdevil?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Lost my appetite lol

 

[forty_three]

Trump slashing Obamacare advertising by 90%

Don't you hate it when you have to slash funding to encourage something to fail even though you've been swearing it's so bad it's gonna fail on its own?

 

[thedddd]

And when we're done with the ants, we can set the flamethrower on Joel Osteen.

His face would melt.

 

[puckhead]

One of my old High School friends is similar. His house is fine, as are the next few on his street/cul-de-sac. But they are/were trapped in there because after you turn off their street, there's like 3 feet of water. They still have power and everything. They are "hosting" three or four other families. Big grilling parties going on as people from around the neighborhood where power is out are emptying their fridges and freezers. Actually sounds rather nice in the context of it all.

He's worried though. He ran out of beer last night.

My sister's family ok too. A friend of my oldest niece was over for a sleepover when the storm hit.
Her house is flooded up to the ceiling, so the sleepover has lasted nearly a week so far.

My brother in law tends to stock up on kegs of beer, so I imagine he's pretty popular with the neighbours (or looters)

 

[dash]

Lost my appetite lol

Shanks for the memories, jstew.

 

[thedddd]

EXCLUSIVE: Joel Osteen Talks Hurricane Harvey Backlash: 'I Feel at Peace Because We Did the Right Thing'

Can rot in hell...

During his service I wonder how much money he asked for?

 

[dash]

EXCLUSIVE: Joel Osteen Talks Hurricane Harvey Backlash: 'I Feel at Peace Because We Did the Right Thing'

Can rot in hell...

Hey Joel, every now and then say what the fuck...What the fuck brings freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity opens the doors to those that need help.

 

[thedddd]

Speaking of rotting in hell...

Official USA 45th Presidential Hat - Red

And people are ok with his profiting off of this (read the comments below)!

The hats Donald and Melania Trump wore in Texas are taking some heat

 

[forty_three]

His face would melt.

How would we tell?

My brother in law tends to stock up on kegs of beer, so I imagine he's pretty popular with the neighbours (or looters)

So, ummmm, what part of Houston are they in? Asking for a... thirsty guy.

EXCLUSIVE: Joel Osteen Talks Hurricane Harvey Backlash: 'I Feel at Peace Because We Did the Right Thing'

Can rot in hell...

During his service I wonder how much money he asked for?

I saw some report, that I can't find right now, that said when asked what he needed to care for people at his church, his answer was "funding".

Speaking of rotting in hell...

Official USA 45th Presidential Hat - Red

And people are ok with his profiting off of this (read the comments below)!

The hats Donald and Melania Trump wore in Texas are taking some heat

Just when I thought that wearing a designer coat and high heels to a disaster area was going to be the most tone deaf thing I'd see all week...

They used a disaster visit as a marketing opportunity.




Each picture is worth a thousand words.

"Buy my hat! It's a great hat!"

 

[jstewismybastardson]

can you imagine Trump during the time of Katrina?

visits Superdome (yes i know thats doubtful) where anarchy reigns amongst the displaced ... "wow ... what a crowd"

 

[dash]

can you imagine Trump during the time of Katrina?

visits Superdome (yes i know thats doubtful) where anarchy reigns amongst the displaced ... "wow ... what a crowd"

I don't know, wasn't there plenty of urine at the Superdome during Katrina, that would be like a moth to a flame for Donald.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Still not enough flair.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

When you snitched to get out of jail the last time:

 

[jstewismybastardson]

When you snitched to get out of jail the last time:

reminds me of the universal studios tour i did the other day

female tour guide: (word for word)

"oh look everyone ... theres a big shark. I heard hes a rude shark. Oh boy theres a man in a scuba suit. On no ... Hes going to eat the man. Oh well folks ... dont be alarmed ... thats nature"