Rapoport: JaMarcus Russell is trying to make a comeback - currently at 305 lbs

[ChrisPozz]

This made my night.


Ian Rapoport:

Best Mobile-based news of the week: JaMarcus Russell is making a comeback! No lie. At 305 lbs now, hoping for 265. May make a Combine cameo

 

[shouldakepowens]

Can he block?

 

[MHSL82]

Doesn't this belong here?

 

[Arete Tzu]

lol 305? holy shit. is there any pictures? maybe he should try CFL or lingerie league to work his way back in.

 

[NinerSickness]

He should try to get in with the Vikings or Ravens 'cause he loves purple.

 

[-AC-]

Looking good!

 

[MHSL82]

Looking good!

He should get a double digit jersey to make him look more regular fat. It's slimming! (Yes, I know this is Photoshop.)

 

[clyde_carbon]

Bring him in. Our sled is getting old.

 

[Arete Tzu]

Looking good!

 

[SFAnthem]

He should get a double digit jersey to make him look more regular fat. It's slimming! (Yes, I know this is Photoshop.)

lol even better, the first triple digit jersey

 

[h0ckeysk83r]

Actually would be pretty interesting to see if Harbs could work his magic on him.

Not saying i want him anywhere near our team, just that it would be interesting to see lol

 

[BINGO]

Looking good!

 

[tabascojet]

damn purple drank be expensive....

 

[Flyingiguana]

lol 305? holy shit. is there any pictures? maybe he should try CFL or lingerie league to work his way back in.

lingerie league?

 

[AU_Fever]

Maybe play OL. He could be a part of the jumbo package near the goal line.

 

[Arete Tzu]

lingerie league?

I don't know could be kinda sexy with all those curves. Hit tits would be bursting out of his bra

 

[Ray_Dogg]

 

[Ray_Dogg]

I don't know could be kinda sexy with all those curves. Hit tits would be bursting out of his bra

He would probably have the armpit titties hanging too.

 

[TobyTyler]

Hard to believe that he has already missed three complete seasons.

 

[sjballer03]

He would probably have the armpit titties hanging too.

Ugh, I'm still trying to get that image out of my head (you probably know which player I'm talking about)