Phillies to Face J.A happ tonight.

[northeastphillyguy]

Considering what Amaro thinks is important is like to going to a whore house to get financial advice.

Your opinion of Amaro is highly regarded!

 

[Cedrique]

Considering what Amaro thinks is important is like to going to a whore house to get financial advice.

They really need to combine those two services, or if not whore house and financial advisor maybe whore house and tax preparation. You could go in with all your tax information and while you're going over everything you got some whore under the table giving you a blowjob. Then when it came time to pay the girl they could just take it out of your refund.
Unfortunately, most people have already filed this year and by the time tax season rolls around again I will have forgotten all about this and yet another brilliant business idea will fall by the wayside......

 

[Retroram52]

Yea NortheastPhillyGuy. It is indeed well known and regarded. Cedrique. Sometimes your sense of humor has me laughing so hard, I barely can see.

 

[Cedrique]

Actually it started as a joke but now the wheels are turning. I even have a name and some signage in mind. I'm thinking since we're going to be in strip malls next to Staples and the UPS store and whatnot we're going to have to be a little discrete. I'm thinking a plain black sign with the word "DEDUCTIONS" in red lettering. Also, since our clientele is probably going to be mostly guys who need someone to do a 1040EZ real quick and get their instant refund we can probably eliminate the need for tax preparers and prostitutes and just teach the whores to do the taxes too. That way you can get around the legal implications, kind of like escort services do (or so I've heard). In other words, you're there to get your taxes done and that's all that DEDUCTIONS is responsible for--anything else that happens is up to the girl.

 

[Omar 382]

Actually it started as a joke but now the wheels are turning. I even have a name and some signage in mind. I'm thinking since we're going to be in strip malls next to Staples and the UPS store and whatnot we're going to have to be a little discrete. I'm thinking a plain black sign with the word "DEDUCTIONS" in red lettering. Also, since our clientele is probably going to be mostly guys who need someone to do a 1040EZ real quick and get their instant refund we can probably eliminate the need for tax preparers and prostitutes and just teach the whores to do the taxes too. That way you can get around the legal implications, kind of like escort services do (or so I've heard). In other words, you're there to get your taxes done and that's all that DEDUCTIONS is responsible for--anything else that happens is up to the girl.

DEDUCTIONS: Allowing you to tax that ass since 2014

That's my slogan so if I start seeing it in commercials and shit, I get 40% of the company

 

[Retroram52]

LOLO! We shall see Cedrique and number one.

 

[Cedrique]

DEDUCTIONS: Allowing you to tax that ass since 2014

That's my slogan so if I start seeing it in commercials and shit, I get 40% of the company

40% is a little high for a slogan. How about I just let you interview all the new hires for the northeast.

 

[Cedrique]

At least we're back to a somewhat normal lineup tonight. I still don't know why Asche has to be 8th and Galvis 7th, but whatever.

Revere
Ruiz
Utley
Howard
Byrd
Brown
Galvis
Asche
Hamels

 

[Progeriakid]

Cy Happ strikes again!

 

[Omar 382]

Did Revere really think he had a beat on that ball? Because he stutter stepped at the warning track as if he was going to catch it.

 

[Omar 382]

Asche with two hard-hit balls. Still will hit eighth tomorrow

 

[Cedrique]

Against Buhrle he'll be lucky just to be in the lineup

 

[Cedrique]

What's the scoreless inning streak up to--18? , 20

 

[Cedrique]

Tax that Asche!

 

[Omar 382]

He should be hitting at least sixth tomorrow. Preferably higher until an 0-x

 

[Cedrique]

He should be batting 2nd, behind Ruiz

 

[_phiLLies_]

like i mentioned the other day, he's been hitting decent with runners on despite his struggles. it can't help sitting in the 8 hole to clean up crap. but that is the spot where dom brown should be right now, cause that dude is lost and toast. all i expect are pop-ups from him.

 

[Omar 382]

He should be batting 2nd, behind Ruiz

If I was the manager sure, but I was just suggesting ideas I felt fit into the realm of possibilities given Sandberg's past tendencies.

 

[Omar 382]

It will be high way robbery if Marlon Byrando doesn't win a Gold Glove this year

 

[Cedrique]

He moves pretty good for an old guy. If Revere doesn't watch out they'll just bring in Ruf and throw Byrd in center.