Partrick Kane being investigated for r*pe - Update - No charges to be filed, case closed

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Not to further tangent and open up discussion on a 20 year old case, but I think more than that, his case demonstrated that incompetent prosecutors and investigating police officers shall set you free.

Which is fine. I'm okay with one OJ walking free when there are literally thousands of innocent people incarcerated because of fuckface detectives pinning the crime on whoever they want.

 

[RP-29]

Pushing the tangent a step further... There have been significant advances throughout the past 20 years in medical knowledge regarding head trauma. Had they known then what we know now, OJ might've not necessarily have been acquitted of the charges, but bloody glove size may have been much less significant than brain scans in the grand scheme of the trial.

 

[Comeds]

Pushing the tangent down a steep hill, shouldn't OJ have received some jail time or at least house arrest for being in two Goldie And The Boxer movies?

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Pushing the tangent down a steep hill, shouldn't OJ have received some jail time or at least house arrest for being in two Goldie And The Boxer movies?

That time was rescinded though due to time served in the awesome Naked Gun films.

 

[forty_three]

That time was rescinded though due to time served in the awesome Naked Gun films.

Plus Johnny Cochran convinced the judge that OJ had also been punished harshly, as evidenced by this clip from a documentary on the subject.

 

[Comeds]

That time was rescinded though due to time served in the awesome Naked Gun films.

I talked to a lawyer and he said the statue of limitations for bad film work is 10 years, for even the biggest busts. Thats why right now a lot of people are paying close attention to the authorities subpoenaing copies of Vin Diesel's "The Pacifier".

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Last OJ snippet. This is taken from the bio facts on his IMDB page.

Was considered for the title role in The Terminator (1984), but producers feared he was "too nice" to be taken seriously as a cold-blooded killer.

Crazy stuff about the first part of the quote. As for the second part...

 

[dash]

Back on topic (well related at least)

EA removes Kane from 'NHL 16' cover - Article - TSN

 

[puckhead]

Back on topic (well related at least)

EA removes Kane from 'NHL 16' cover - Article - TSN

The good news is, he's in the running for the cover of the next Grand Theft Auto game







/ would you believe Lounge Lizard Larry?

 

[dash]

would you believe Lounge Lizard Larry?

Man, that's a blast from the past, puck

 

[BGDave]

Criminal charges

Man, that's a blast from the past, puck

Took the words right out of my mouth.

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

Newest report says the alleged victim didn't want to go to Kane's in the first place but accompanied her friend who wanted to go.

Alleged victim reportedly went to Kanes home to accompany friend - City & Region - The Buffalo News

 

[RP-29]

Newest report says the alleged victim didn't want to go to Kane's in the first place but accompanied her friend who wanted to go.

Alleged victim reportedly went to Kanes home to accompany friend - City & Region - The Buffalo News

Definitely not looking good for Kane and the Blackhawks.

The investigation caused Kane to cancel a planned celebration last weekend at SkyBar, where he had been expected to show up with the Stanley Cup that he and his Chicago Blackhawks teammates won in June.

Instead, a small party was held at Kane’s home.

The party at Kane’s home was “more like a funeral,” according to an individual with knowledge of the private event.

It could be a funeral - of Kane's career.

 

[Puck082]

Newest report says the alleged victim didn't want to go to Kane's in the first place but accompanied her friend who wanted to go.

Alleged victim reportedly went to Kanes home to accompany friend - City & Region - The Buffalo News

Well this certainly doesn't help Kane. I feel like the more that comes out on this, the worse it's going to get for Kane.

 

[forty_three]

Newest report says the alleged victim didn't want to go to Kane's in the first place but accompanied her friend who wanted to go.

Alleged victim reportedly went to Kanes home to accompany friend - City & Region - The Buffalo News

Huh. So she didn't trust the situation? Wonder why? What could have possibly tipped her off?

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

Huh. So she didn't trust the situation? Wonder why? What could have possibly tipped her off?

The mullet. It had to be the mullet.

 

[forty_three]

The mullet. It had to be the mullet.

Is "mullet" some sort of upstate word for "reputation"?

 

[dash]

One thing that is clear is that Kane has a problem with alcohol and needs to stay away from the hooch.

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

Is "mullet" some sort of upstate word for "reputation"?

No, that's a southern word that means formal.

/And for the record, Buffalo isn't Upstate NY, it's Western NY.

 

[dash]

In Edmonton, mullet is usually followed by the phrase "and sweatpants"