OT. Eel Swims Up Man's Penis, Has To Be Surgically Removed

[beantownmaniac]

They said that the eel's name was Urethra Franklin.

 

[PhillyPhaithful48]

Pretty sure I saw something very similar on "1000 ways you can die" yesterday. It was small enough to swim into his urethra and then when the man tries to pull it out, it expands with little sharp somethings.

So its either live with it in their for until you get to a hospital or pull it out and shred your main vein.


Unfortunately on the show, the man rips it out only to attract killer piranhas who just eat him.

 

[BOSSMANPC]

Pretty sure I saw something very similar on "1000 ways you can die" yesterday. It was small enough to swim into his urethra and then when the man tries to pull it out, it expands with little sharp somethings.

So its either live with it in their for until you get to a hospital or pull it out and shred your main vein.


Unfortunately on the show, the man rips it out only to attract killer piranhas who just eat him.

That is a great show PP. I watched it at my sons because he was telling me how strange some of the shit is. What a way to go, screw that !!

I wonder how true those stories are because some of them are fucked up. I saw one where a girl died while riding on a motorcycle and she had an orgasm and fell off. At least she died happy I guess.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Pretty sure I saw something very similar on "1000 ways you can die" yesterday. It was small enough to swim into his urethra and then when the man tries to pull it out, it expands with little sharp somethings.

So its either live with it in their for until you get to a hospital or pull it out and shred your main vein.


Unfortunately on the show, the man rips it out only to attract killer piranhas who just eat him.

It's like I just read my future demise.

 

[PhillyPhaithful48]

It's like I just read my future demise.

I can think of at least 1 million better ways to go

 

[dash]

When I die, I want to go like my grandpa, peacefully asleep, and not like the passengers screaming in his car...

 

[beantownmaniac]

To be honest, I'm hoping to be the 1st human to live forever, but if that don't work out, I'd like to go out like this--->

 

[PhillyPhaithful48]

To be honest, I'm hoping to be the 1st human to live forever, but if that don't work out, I'd like to go out like this--->

Which one?

 

[Automattic]

Which one?

If you look close, you can see an eel hanging out of the sheets...

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Which one?