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OT. Eel Swims Up Man's Penis, Has To Be Surgically Removed

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This will make any man squirm, DAMN! Click on the link in this story and it shows how big the Eel was.

It's every man's worst nightmare.

Zhang Nan, of China, was bathing with live eels in order to cleanse his skin when things went horribly wrong. According to Metro, one of the small eels managed to not only swim up his urethra, but actually made it all the way to his bladder.

"I climbed into the bath and I could feel the eels nibbling my body. But then suddenly I felt a severe pain and realized a small eel had gone into the end of my penis," the 56-year-old told the British paper.

The eel bath is similar to more common "fish pedicures" in which small sea creatures remove layers of dead skin.

Nan was rushed to the hospital where a three-hour operation removed the slimy little menace. Metro reports that by the time the eel was extracted, it was already dead.

You can see a photo of the eel here, at Metro.

Strange as it may sound, it's actually not the first time an aquatic animal has made its way up a man's urethra. In fact, there's an entire episode of "Jeremy Wade's River Monsters" dedicated to a fish that is infamous for such incidents.

The Candiru catfish, a vicious Amazonian species, uses its slimy nature, much like the eel, to penetrate the human body. Wade details the excruciating event in the clip below.

WATCH (Jeremy Wade's tale of the Candiru swimming up a urine stream):


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I guess this was posted on the general board yesterday. That's what I get for reading the USA yesterday addition.

Maybe it though he was a sperm and wanted to go home.
 

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An analysis of the plans provided by Eel6 has demonstrated a weakness in the
battle station. The approach will not be easy. You are required to maneuver
straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The
target area is only two millimeters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust
port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the
reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should
destroy the station.


Stay on target, stay on target.
 
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An analysis of the plans provided by Eel6 has demonstrated a weakness in the
battle station. The approach will not be easy. You are required to maneuver
straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The
target area is only two millimeters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust
port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the
reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should
destroy the station.


Stay on target, stay on target.

Here is a microscope-zoomed image of the eel..


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This will make any man squirm, DAMN! Click on the link in this story and it shows how big the Eel was.

It's every man's worst nightmare.

Zhang Nan, of China, was bathing with live eels in order to cleanse his skin when things went horribly wrong. According to Metro, one of the small eels managed to not only swim up his urethra, but actually made it all the way to his bladder.

"I climbed into the bath and I could feel the eels nibbling my body. But then suddenly I felt a severe pain and realized a small eel had gone into the end of my penis," the 56-year-old told the British paper.

The eel bath is similar to more common "fish pedicures" in which small sea creatures remove layers of dead skin.

Nan was rushed to the hospital where a three-hour operation removed the slimy little menace. Metro reports that by the time the eel was extracted, it was already dead.

You can see a photo of the eel here, at Metro.

Strange as it may sound, it's actually not the first time an aquatic animal has made its way up a man's urethra. In fact, there's an entire episode of "Jeremy Wade's River Monsters" dedicated to a fish that is infamous for such incidents.

The Candiru catfish, a vicious Amazonian species, uses its slimy nature, much like the eel, to penetrate the human body. Wade details the excruciating event in the clip below.

WATCH (Jeremy Wade's tale of the Candiru swimming up a urine stream):


Eel Swims Up Man's Penis, Has To Be Surgically Removed

Fucking great Boss. I won't be able to rub one out for weeks now!!!!!
 
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