OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[blindbaby]

I blame DS.

I blame Xbox.

 

[blindbaby]

I'd like to punch Jason Falbo.

Jason Falbo: Landscaper arrested for running over, killing nine baby ducks with lawnmower, officials say - Sun Sentinel

Did he foot the bill for all of this damage?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[dash]

It was either going to be Lawrence Hashish or Mary-Jane Weeding...

 

[dare2be]

It was either going to be Lawrence Hashish or Mary-Jane Weeding...

Her maiden name was Mary Wanna

 

[blindbaby]

^ From Hempstead, NY.

 

[Rex Racer]

noone likes my van?

It needs a bath and a trim

 

[dash]

Just call him Herr Harper...

The new axis of evil Canada: One third of American 8th graders think Canadians live in a dictatorship | National Post

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

Just call him Herr Harper...

The new axis of evil Canada: One third of American 8th graders think Canadians live in a dictatorship | National Post

The numbers are probably even worse for American adults. At least among Fox News viewers.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Cry-Baby of the Week: A Woman Pepper Sprayed a Bunch of People Because a Restaurant Fucked Up Her Burrito | VICE | United States

 

[Nasty_Magician]

Cry-Baby of the Week: A Woman Pepper Sprayed a Bunch of People Because a Restaurant Fucked Up Her Burrito | VICE | United States

You know what, I bet every burrito they make from here on out is God like. So, mission accomplished.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

You know what, I bet every burrito they make from here on out is God like. So, mission accomplished.

or it gave them an idea on how they can make burritos for obnoxious customers who want "extra pepper"

 

[forty_three]

^^

I blame AT&T

 

[jstewismybastardson]

for me da peppur I put on my steak

 

[Comeds]

Lunch time!

KFC customer in California claims he found fried rat in meal - NY Daily News

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

Lunch time!

KFC customer in California claims he found fried rat in meal - NY Daily News

That's higher quality meat than I would have expected at KFC.

 

[Comeds]

That's higher quality meat than I would have expected at KFC.

KFC officials quickly responded "C'mon, we'd never try to feed anyone rat. Its a nutria."

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

KFC officials quickly responded "C'mon, we'd never try to feed anyone rat. Its a nutria."

"Think smaller, and more legs"

 

[Comeds]

Nutria, fresh, tasty and healthy. Remember, you can't spell nutritious without nutria. And folks, please don't image search nutria.

 

[Comeds]

Wow, what a powerhouse ESPN is! If customers could chose their own channels only 35.7% would choose to pay for ESPN. Wonder what it would be if the NFL was not on. 20%? 15?

Here's more:ESPN Would Lose Out IF TV Networks Were Unbundled | Variety