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There are moments when life imitates art and vice versa. For Week 2 of the 2019 season, sports imitated weather as Tar Heels withstood a Hurricane threat and while the state of North Carolina has had to deal with some flooding issues, I was interested in seeing whether the team called North Carolina would have to deal with the flooding of 'Canes fan anguish. Here now are highlights from a game thread, from pregame to postgame at a Miami-FL fan message board, dedicated to seeing if the U would be back in time to face the Heels.
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Has everyone packed their wine & cheese?
Y’all boys ready!!
settle for some tasty "turnovers"
Can't believe the Criminoles can't put a team like ULM away in the First Half. They should shut the program down just on General Fvcking Principle.
**** the ACC, total bush league conference.

BEAT SAD GRANDPA
Good job miami fans showing up
Bandy talks **** after every play shut up dude
Monroe beating fsu now
I know we only supposed to talk Canes in this thread, but bruh FSU IS TRAAASSHHH!!!
Ok enough laughing at FSU now, we need to handle our own ****.
can we cut thomas already? 3 **** plays in a row
Lol we suck
****ing stupid underneath garbage
I hear people laughing
Wow. Wtf are we doing
What a kick in the dick
****ing terrible.....ar this juncture there doesn't appear to be a decent team in Florida.
Corners getting burned all night. You’re actually facing a decent QB this game. This isn’t Franks anymore.
And we got folks laughing at FSU...
We are no better
Hire a HC from Temple, get Temple results
It ain’t over fellas.
4 minutes and all the fair weather fans talking crap!
UNC has some ridiculous cheerleaders
God we needed that kick at least. Great job Baxa on that 50 harder. I've been critical of him but he kicked the crap out of that.
Early on. UNC is amped right now. Get a stop here on the next drive and get our offense back on the field. Very early. The game last year was a lot like this too early.
Thomas interfered with but of course no call just like that nc offsides. I keep saying it. Our guys MUST realize for us it'll ALWAYS be 11 vs 18.
Defense is ass right now
We have some of the dumbest mother****ers ever
Worst call for targeting I have ever seen.
If you've EVER PLAYED football one ****ing time, and you're on defense, and a ball runner is coming at you full ****ing speed and slides at the last second you cannot stop on a ****ing dime.
It’s over. I’m done being a Miami fan.
I will never laugh at the point spread again. My gut said Diaz was a lazy hire, but my heart said give him a chance. Welp, should have listened to my gut.
Undergrad at UW-Madison and Grad at Alabama, yet I'm a miami fan because I hate my entire existence, kill me.
Can we go 1 game without a unsportsmanlike penalty? Just 1
This is adversity, let's see how we respond. Didn't expect this type of performance.
JESUS CHRIST!
MOAR UNC Injures!
He just fell down, how is that PI?
Shove that flag up your arse, ref.
Oh boy, this board is going to go nuclear now.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that was Looney Tunes ****. Dude busted out without a problem as our guys piled on the empty pile.
I'm afraid we're not good enough to overcome Tobacco Road refs.
The refs?? Are you f'ing kidding me?
RIP Miami 1983-2003
Two weeks to prepare? A team we beat 47-10 last year? Chinese fire drill.
This is North F**kin Carolina and we can't move the ball!!
What a fukken joke. Getting our shyt pushed in by sorry @$$ NC.
Cancel the football program.
It’s like my daughter is calling these plays and I don’t have a daughter
Maybe Dorian will circle back and 2nd half will get cancelled i would accept mercy at this point.

fumble
omfg
GET HIM THE FUK OUT OF THE GAME
ULM misses extra point and loses in OT to FSU, 45-44
PUT ANOTHER QB IN THE GAME FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’n
Guys, at least we won the offseason.
Mark Richt sitting on ACC network set like..
Defense settling in... good news.
Good thing I went to all this trouble to get ACC Network. I guess i’ll get into ACC women’s gymnastics
Were winning in injuring the opposing player. Losing their Center has hurt them.
Wow. We made a chip shot.
How are we losing to a team that does this gay schit.
I'm so glad this is on ACCN. Only a minimal amount of people will see this cluster****.
is the ref autistic?
If we don’t get a td I’m gonna throw something
****ing christ
Sick throw and catch!
I’m getting too ****ing old for this ****.
jarren needed that so bad.
Y’all jus calm down. Yes it’s been ugly but it’s still early
I love our fans. Now, we can’t even give Williams credit for being really accurate. We all want to see more out of our offense. But, at least we can remember how far we’ve come at quarterback.
This is a NC team with their biggest crowd ever, playing for a old man they love. They played their hearts out. 2nd qt we already started killing their joy, on our way to a win.
I hear Al Golden is available to coach tight ends!
Horrible spot!
They've been consistently fking us on spots.
Tobacco road special. Jarren had that first down.
He was short. Knee was down
Spot was correct. JW slid past the line to gain. He hit the turf well short of it and then slid.
UNC shouldn’t look more athletic than UM
The officiating sucks and the ACC is a blow hard conference. One of the worst conferences in the NCAA and we just suck. We are undisciplined with mental mistakes and we can't simply execute. Totally on the coaching to be candid. Shannon, Golden, Richt, and Manny all are poor excuse for head coaches.
Bethune Cookman next week.
We taking over this game...lets finish it
UNC only has 16 rushing yards
We might Win
FFS That drive was beautiful. Wheres that been?
Dude what the actual **** is going on with our special teams
Block Extra point!! Are you serious
You gotta be ****ing kidding me
On another note..Tim Hasselback absolutely sucks **** as an announcer. Jus terrible. Wish his brother was calling this game
Tim Hasselbeck can lick the sweat off my cods
Beautiful throw and catch
Man, they better win. I gotta be up at 3:45 for work.
it's over
MIKE LEACH
Making these punks look 10x better than they are. We have basically owned them after 1st Q and messed up opportunities. Dammit!!!
Now time for Mack Brown to start fvckin up...that TO probably helped us out more
Dear God, what is Patchan doing?
we have life
Finally! A break!
A kicker missed against us? Shyit
Get out the fvcking acc, this is bs
Hope the ACC goes ****ing bankrupt. Shitty ass North carolina teams getting some byitch ass catering like they're relevant?
Horsecollar...nothing to see here refs
THIS IS SUCH BULL SH!T
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
TD
of course its under review
They playing Phil Collins?
So we're up by 5. We closed a 5 point favorite.
Stop this little fart.
Back-to-back sacks!!!!
Miami needs to leave the ACC. This bias bullshit
How did we blow that coverage????????
Wow... fire everyone
Wait, we gave up 4th and 17? Holy chryst
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Manny should be fired tonight
Leave his ass there
welp
Manny. This is ain't Madden you idiot.
Ball game
Lolololololol
Done being invested in this **** as heavily as I am. Time to expand my horizons to better more fulfilling hobbies than wasting time supporting this shell of a program.
Dumbest team ever
Hahahahaha worst kicker I’ve ever seen
4th and 17
Hey Baxa, KILL YOURSELF
F*cking baxa sucks
4th and ****ING 17
I'm done... F***ing PATHETIC!
This team is utter trash. We’re coached by a goddamn high school cheerleader.
4th and freaking 17 man
3 ****ING timeouts and we look like a monkey ****ing a football.
Very hard to be a Miami fan anymore.
4th and 17
This is why I stopped donating money to the Hurricane Club. Pathetic
I'm starting to hate Saturday's again
4th and 17
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Has everyone packed their wine & cheese?

Y’all boys ready!!
settle for some tasty "turnovers"
Can't believe the Criminoles can't put a team like ULM away in the First Half. They should shut the program down just on General Fvcking Principle.
**** the ACC, total bush league conference.

BEAT SAD GRANDPA
Good job miami fans showing up
Bandy talks **** after every play shut up dude
Monroe beating fsu now
I know we only supposed to talk Canes in this thread, but bruh FSU IS TRAAASSHHH!!!
Ok enough laughing at FSU now, we need to handle our own ****.
can we cut thomas already? 3 **** plays in a row
Lol we suck
****ing stupid underneath garbage
I hear people laughing
Wow. Wtf are we doing
What a kick in the dick
****ing terrible.....ar this juncture there doesn't appear to be a decent team in Florida.
Corners getting burned all night. You’re actually facing a decent QB this game. This isn’t Franks anymore.
And we got folks laughing at FSU...
We are no better
Hire a HC from Temple, get Temple results
It ain’t over fellas.
4 minutes and all the fair weather fans talking crap!
UNC has some ridiculous cheerleaders
God we needed that kick at least. Great job Baxa on that 50 harder. I've been critical of him but he kicked the crap out of that.
Early on. UNC is amped right now. Get a stop here on the next drive and get our offense back on the field. Very early. The game last year was a lot like this too early.
Thomas interfered with but of course no call just like that nc offsides. I keep saying it. Our guys MUST realize for us it'll ALWAYS be 11 vs 18.
Defense is ass right now
We have some of the dumbest mother****ers ever
Worst call for targeting I have ever seen.
If you've EVER PLAYED football one ****ing time, and you're on defense, and a ball runner is coming at you full ****ing speed and slides at the last second you cannot stop on a ****ing dime.
It’s over. I’m done being a Miami fan.
I will never laugh at the point spread again. My gut said Diaz was a lazy hire, but my heart said give him a chance. Welp, should have listened to my gut.
Undergrad at UW-Madison and Grad at Alabama, yet I'm a miami fan because I hate my entire existence, kill me.
Can we go 1 game without a unsportsmanlike penalty? Just 1
This is adversity, let's see how we respond. Didn't expect this type of performance.
JESUS CHRIST!
MOAR UNC Injures!
He just fell down, how is that PI?
Shove that flag up your arse, ref.
Oh boy, this board is going to go nuclear now.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that was Looney Tunes ****. Dude busted out without a problem as our guys piled on the empty pile.
I'm afraid we're not good enough to overcome Tobacco Road refs.
The refs?? Are you f'ing kidding me?
RIP Miami 1983-2003
Two weeks to prepare? A team we beat 47-10 last year? Chinese fire drill.
This is North F**kin Carolina and we can't move the ball!!
What a fukken joke. Getting our shyt pushed in by sorry @$$ NC.
Cancel the football program.
It’s like my daughter is calling these plays and I don’t have a daughter
Maybe Dorian will circle back and 2nd half will get cancelled i would accept mercy at this point.

fumble
omfg
GET HIM THE FUK OUT OF THE GAME
ULM misses extra point and loses in OT to FSU, 45-44
PUT ANOTHER QB IN THE GAME FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’n
Guys, at least we won the offseason.
Mark Richt sitting on ACC network set like..

Defense settling in... good news.
Good thing I went to all this trouble to get ACC Network. I guess i’ll get into ACC women’s gymnastics
Were winning in injuring the opposing player. Losing their Center has hurt them.
Wow. We made a chip shot.
How are we losing to a team that does this gay schit.
I'm so glad this is on ACCN. Only a minimal amount of people will see this cluster****.
is the ref autistic?
If we don’t get a td I’m gonna throw something
****ing christ

Sick throw and catch!
I’m getting too ****ing old for this ****.
jarren needed that so bad.
Y’all jus calm down. Yes it’s been ugly but it’s still early
I love our fans. Now, we can’t even give Williams credit for being really accurate. We all want to see more out of our offense. But, at least we can remember how far we’ve come at quarterback.
This is a NC team with their biggest crowd ever, playing for a old man they love. They played their hearts out. 2nd qt we already started killing their joy, on our way to a win.
I hear Al Golden is available to coach tight ends!
Horrible spot!
They've been consistently fking us on spots.
Tobacco road special. Jarren had that first down.
He was short. Knee was down
Spot was correct. JW slid past the line to gain. He hit the turf well short of it and then slid.
UNC shouldn’t look more athletic than UM
The officiating sucks and the ACC is a blow hard conference. One of the worst conferences in the NCAA and we just suck. We are undisciplined with mental mistakes and we can't simply execute. Totally on the coaching to be candid. Shannon, Golden, Richt, and Manny all are poor excuse for head coaches.
Bethune Cookman next week.
We taking over this game...lets finish it
UNC only has 16 rushing yards
We might Win
FFS That drive was beautiful. Wheres that been?
Dude what the actual **** is going on with our special teams
Block Extra point!! Are you serious
You gotta be ****ing kidding me
On another note..Tim Hasselback absolutely sucks **** as an announcer. Jus terrible. Wish his brother was calling this game
Tim Hasselbeck can lick the sweat off my cods
Beautiful throw and catch
Man, they better win. I gotta be up at 3:45 for work.
it's over
MIKE LEACH
Making these punks look 10x better than they are. We have basically owned them after 1st Q and messed up opportunities. Dammit!!!
Now time for Mack Brown to start fvckin up...that TO probably helped us out more
Dear God, what is Patchan doing?
we have life
Finally! A break!
A kicker missed against us? Shyit
Get out the fvcking acc, this is bs
Hope the ACC goes ****ing bankrupt. Shitty ass North carolina teams getting some byitch ass catering like they're relevant?
Horsecollar...nothing to see here refs
THIS IS SUCH BULL SH!T
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
TD
of course its under review
They playing Phil Collins?
So we're up by 5. We closed a 5 point favorite.
Stop this little fart.
Back-to-back sacks!!!!
Miami needs to leave the ACC. This bias bullshit
How did we blow that coverage????????
Wow... fire everyone
Wait, we gave up 4th and 17? Holy chryst
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Manny should be fired tonight
Leave his ass there
welp
Manny. This is ain't Madden you idiot.
Ball game
Lolololololol
Done being invested in this **** as heavily as I am. Time to expand my horizons to better more fulfilling hobbies than wasting time supporting this shell of a program.
Dumbest team ever
Hahahahaha worst kicker I’ve ever seen
4th and 17
Hey Baxa, KILL YOURSELF
F*cking baxa sucks
4th and ****ING 17
I'm done... F***ing PATHETIC!
This team is utter trash. We’re coached by a goddamn high school cheerleader.
4th and freaking 17 man
3 ****ING timeouts and we look like a monkey ****ing a football.
Very hard to be a Miami fan anymore.
4th and 17
This is why I stopped donating money to the Hurricane Club. Pathetic
I'm starting to hate Saturday's again
4th and 17