OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[jstewismybastardson]

2 things im seeing today

airlines are lining up to officially say they are banning the transport of trophy kills from africa

airlines are allowing (with a doctors note of course ) more and more different types of animals on board flights as "emotional support animals" ie .. turtles ... penguins ... or maybe ... LIONS !!!!!

"sir ... why does your emotional support animal have a hole in its head???"

 

[jstewismybastardson]

hes certainly no Frank Semyon

Arsonist accidentally lights himself and SUV on fire | CTV Vancouver News

 

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hes certainly no Frank Semyon

Arsonist accidentally lights himself and SUV on fire | CTV Vancouver News

This happened in Surrey? Unbelievable.

 

[Comeds]

Two Men Accused of Using Taco Bell as a Meth Lab

The ironic thing is that the meth is less unhealthy than anything on Taco Bell's menu.

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

Two Men Accused of Using Taco Bell as a Meth Lab

The ironic thing is that the meth is less unhealthy than anything on Taco Bell's menu.

The lab exploded and people just wrote it off as customers using the bathroom after eating there.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

judging by the photo ... i dont believe this story ... no way he has stepped foot in a gym lately

 

[jstewismybastardson]

maybe the gym employee tried to tell him he's supposed to work out after drinking the protein shake

 

[forty_three]

It doesn't say the gym employee was in the gym.

This clearly happened at a Dunkin Donuts. And maybe the fact that it was a protein shake is what pissed him off enough to throw it.

IT'S SUPPOSED TO HAVE REESE'S PIECES MOTHAFUCKA!

 

[puckhead]

 

[Comeds]

Six more weeks of summer?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

SHOCKING NEWS!

The Director Of “Frozen” Says Tarzan Is Anna And Elsa’s Little Brother
Now Chris Buck, the director of Frozen and Tarzan, has fueled fan theories by saying Anna and Elsa’s parents never died, but were in fact shipwrecked on an island, where they gave birth to Tarzan.

 

[puckhead]

RIP Yvonne Craig

 

[dash]

I wonder how many homosexuals he has given rides to over the years because if you think about it, he have been supporting the gay and lesbian community for as long as he has been a bus driver.

CALGARY - A Calgary man says he will quit his job if he's assigned to drive a bus wrapped in a rainbow flag.

The annual Calgary Pride Festival kicks off Friday and, as a show of support, a Calgary Transit bus has been wrapped in the symbol of inclusiveness.

The rainbow flag bus will operate through Sept. 7, the day of the parade.

Jesse Rau, who has worked for Calgary Transit as a driver for about a year, says he's a Christian and can't support homosexuality.

Rau hopes Calgary Transit and the Amalgamated Transit Union will support drivers who don't want to drive the rainbow bus.

Doug Morgan, director of Calgary Transit, says drivers can only refuse to work based on safety issues.

"Wheat we would do is open a dialogue with them and chat with them and ask them about their issues and making sure we're being sensitive to their beliefs, but overall the service has to go out and we would ask them to drive the bus," Morgan said.

 

[Comeds]

I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SPIDERS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!

Tarantula delays Delta Air Lines flight from Baltimore to Atlanta

 

[dare2be]

I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SPIDERS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!

Tarantula delays Delta Air Lines flight from Baltimore to Atlanta

All they had to do was put snakes on the plane to eliminate the problem.

 

[dash]

All they had to do was put snakes on the plane to eliminate the problem.

Or Kari Wuhrer

 

[dash]

Remember folks, click it or ticket.

Driver With Bear In His Car Let Off By Police ‘Because It Was Wearing A Seatbelt’

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Remember folks, click it or ticket.

Driver With Bear In His Car Let Off By Police ‘Because It Was Wearing A Seatbelt’

hmm? Sounds like i may have a new option allowing me to travel in the HOV lane

 

[dash]

Police officer: Sir, can you and your bear please exit from the car.
Man: That's no bear, that's my wife.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Police officer: Sir, can you and your bear please exit from the car.
Man: That's no bear, that's my wife.

alternatively:
Man: "how dare you officer, Im the bear in this relationship"