OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[puckhead]

le sigh

Haunted house performer shot after scaring group of Myrtle Beach visitors

www.msn.com

 

[Comeds]

With the exception of my wife and my mother no one in my family reads much. So I think what I'm going to do is print out a bunch classic literature, put my name on it, and bundle it up in a chest or someplace where my family will find it after I'm gone.
Hopefully in a generation or two someone in my family can tell people that his great uncle wrote a long poem and read it aloud asking them if it's any good. Then the rest of the room can shake their heads and say "thats Prufrock by TS Eliot you idiot".

 

[esls79]

With the exception of my wife and my mother no one in my family reads much. So I think what I'm going to do is print out a bunch classic literature, put my name on it, and bundle it up in a chest or someplace where my family will find it after I'm gone.
Hopefully in a generation or two someone in my family can tell people that his great uncle wrote a long poem and read it aloud asking them if it's any good. Then the rest of the room can shake their heads and say "thats Prufrock by TS Eliot you idiot".

In the room women come and go talking of Vinny Damphouse

 

[Comeds]

Woman who fell in Mt. Walker vault toilet while trying to retrieve phone rescued

Remarkably, the woman was able to call 911 from the bottom of the vault toilet and draw first responders to the scene.

www.kitsapsun.com

 

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Woman who fell in Mt. Walker vault toilet while trying to retrieve phone rescued

Remarkably, the woman was able to call 911 from the bottom of the vault toilet and draw first responders to the scene.

www.kitsapsun.com

The only way this story would be better is if it would have occurred in Portland.

 

[Comeds]

The only way this story would be better is if it would have occurred in Portland.

Or if it was Jerry Seinfeld's wife.

 

[BrockForBroglio]

le sigh

Haunted house performer shot after scaring group of Myrtle Beach visitors

www.msn.com

Alec Baldwin?

 

[Comeds]

 

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Is there even a kernel of truth to this tweet?

 

[Comeds]

Kids today have the best toys. Remote controlled stuff, powered vehicles they can ride in that actually go a decent speed, Corn Man.....

 

[thedddd]

Just imagine being so stupid but I truly wish this was parody.

 

[Comeds]

Just imagine being so stupid but I truly wish this was parody.

I read some of the comments.....I want to laugh but can't. We're doomed.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

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The world’s oldest person, a 119-year-old woman from Japan named Kane Tanaka, has died. Her death was announced by the Japanese public broadcaster NHK. Ms Tanaka was born on January 2, 1903 - the year of the Wright Brothers' first controlled flight of their motor-driven aeroplane. She was confirmed by Guinness World Records in 2019 as the oldest living person. Tanaka died of old age at a hospital in Fukuoka city, western Japan, on Tuesday April 19.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Kids today have the best toys. Remote controlled stuff, powered vehicles they can ride in that actually go a decent speed, Corn Man.....

Kids so lucky today indeed

 

[Comeds]

Kids so lucky today indeed

Fun, but the passenger might not if they also owned Corn Man! Corn Man could save the day with his "enhanced scurry"!

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Fun, but the passenger might not if they also owned Corn Man! Corn Man could save the day with his "enhanced scurry"!

Could rebrand corn man as corn man mash for the titanic set

 

[puckhead]

 

[Comeds]

 

[Comeds]

My workplace is doing something like this in June. We don't have money for raises but they are buying us Slurpees (8 ounce fun size) and letting us go in the octagon with a former mma fighter for 90 seconds.