OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[puckhead]

Or jello shots.

caveat: do NOT accept Jello shots from Bill Cosby

 

[dash]

Or jello shots.

One of my daughter's favorites lol

 

[buffhockey]

 

[dash]

He's got a trunk full of tricks.

 

[forty_three]

NCAA places Ohio State on four years probation for violations in women’s basketball, fencing and golf

The NCAA placed Ohio State on four years probation for violations in women's basketball, women's golf and fencing which occurred from 2015-19.

www.cleveland.com

How the fuck you cheat at fencing? Exactly what drugs enhance your performance at poking people with a stick?

 

[dash]

NCAA places Ohio State on four years probation for violations in women’s basketball, fencing and golf

The NCAA placed Ohio State on four years probation for violations in women's basketball, women's golf and fencing which occurred from 2015-19.

www.cleveland.com

How the fuck you cheat at fencing? Exactly what drugs enhance your performance at poking people with a stick?

It brings new meaning to "putting on the foil".

 

[Comeds]

I have a Zoom job interview in a half hour for a job I do not think I really want. So for fun - who wants to call me, I'll put you on speaker, and you answer the questions they ask while I'm on screen moving my lips?

 

[Comeds]

I have a Zoom job interview in a half hour for a job I do not think I really want. So for fun - who wants to call me, I'll put you on speaker, and you answer the questions they ask while I'm on screen moving my lips?

And shocking I had a bad feeling about this. Still waiting for my host to start the 11:30 meeting.

When they called to set up the interview I researched them and their company has been called a scam with a cult like atmosphere* so I didn't really want it unless a ton more money.


*if curious I'll PM the company name

 

[sbb122]

And shocking I had a bad feeling about this. Still waiting for my host to start the 11:30 meeting.

When they called to set up the interview I researched them and their company has been called a scam with a cult like atmosphere* so I didn't really want it unless a ton more money.


*if curious I'll PM the company name

Heaven’s Gate Inc.?

 

[Comeds]

Heaven’s Gate Inc.?

It was with the Branch Davidians Dating Service. (motto "You're not wrong, society is wrong!")

 

[dash]

It was with the Branch Davidians Dating Service. (motto "You're not wrong, society is wrong!")

This post is as the kids say fire.

 

[forty_three]

Netflix shares drop 25% after service loses 200K subscribers

Netflix suffered its first subscriber loss in more than a decade, causing its shares to plunge 25% in extended trading amid concerns that the pioneering streaming service may have already seen its best days

abcnews.go.com

Yikes, that's rough. Wonder how they are going to stop the bleeding?

Netflix estimates 100 million households are sharing passwords and suggests a global crackdown is coming

Netflix has been willing to turn a blind eye toward password sharing when it was growing subscribers, but losing customers can change behavior quickly.

www.cnbc.com

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Netflix shares drop 25% after service loses 200K subscribers

Netflix suffered its first subscriber loss in more than a decade, causing its shares to plunge 25% in extended trading amid concerns that the pioneering streaming service may have already seen its best days

abcnews.go.com

Yikes, that's rough. Wonder how they are going to stop the bleeding?

Netflix estimates 100 million households are sharing passwords and suggests a global crackdown is coming

Netflix has been willing to turn a blind eye toward password sharing when it was growing subscribers, but losing customers can change behavior quickly.

www.cnbc.com

Netflix shares drop 25% after service loses 200K subscribers​

...

Netflix ended March with 221.6 million worldwide subscribers

...

They lost .0009% of their subscribers and that is causing a meltdown?

Fuck, there's even a cooked in reason for that:

The drop this year stemmed in part from Netflix's decision to withdraw from Russia to protest the war against Ukraine, resulting in a loss of 700,000 subscribers.

Wall Street makes no sense.

 

[puckhead]

Wall Street makes no sense.

When i was in that industry, one of the commodity brokers had a big sign above his terminal.
One of the very first things i took to heart.

"The market can stay irrational for longer than you can stay solvent"

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Remember everybody, it’s ALWAYS the consumers’ fault. Just like with global warming.

 

[forty_three]

We are going the wrong way as a society

 

[dash]

I'm more concerned over the amount of Crisco I see above

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

I'm more concerned over the amount of Crisco I see above

Gotta be ready for school pictures

 

[dare2be]

We are going the wrong way as a society

True. Stop messing with the original Dew.

 

[Comeds]

We are going the wrong way as a society

You know what would be nice? To pick up a case of Flamin' Hot Mtn Dew and a case of Cool Ranch Mountain Dew, pour a glass of each, and sit back and enjoy life. What little life you probably have left.