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OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

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I've tried this, it kind of tastes like sasparilla
ok, but wouldn't crave it.

I go for the mexican made cane-sugar coke

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Got needlessly insulted at the grocery store. I was going up and down the aisle and a woman was following me doing her shopping as well. Midway through the 5th aisle I jokingly said "Hey, I'd be lying if I said I didn't feel the chemistry between us too, and you're a very attractive woman - but I'm married so let's please try to move on". She told me I wasn't a 3rd as amusing as I think, and she would rather be alone forever than spend a night with me. Harsh.

I did slip a 3 pack of enemas in her cart when she wasn't looking.
 
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