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I have my first job interview in 15 years 2 hours from now. Need some good questions to ask them.

Especially from @Comeds

I know how to answer the "What's your biggest weakness" question. The answer is "Driving in Pittsburgh"
My advice - don't be too honest. I told my last interviewer about the trouble I got into when I innocently misunderstood the term "bottomless brunch" at a local restaurant. Turns out I probably should not have told them that, especially in response to the question "do you work best alone or on a team?"

Live and learn.
 

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My advice - don't be too honest. I told my last interviewer about the trouble I got into when I innocently misunderstood the term "bottomless brunch" at a local restaurant. Turns out I probably should not have told them that, especially in response to the question "do you work best alone or on a team?"

Live and learn.
This is exactly the type of career advice I need.
 

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Talk about a thread where people totally missed the Conan O'Brien bad hair joke.

 

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Speaking of bullshit…



4 other guys (professionals) playing and nobody else is on the green.


/I take that back, there is one ball behind the pin that’s hard to see because of a reflection from the sun. But I still say he’s full of shit
 

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No way he hits a five iron with that swing 181 yards into a slight wind for a hole-in-one. No effin way.
He probably sent somebody ahead to stick a ball in the cup before everyone hit
 

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Speaking of bullshit…



4 other guys (professionals) playing and nobody else is on the green.


/I take that back, there is one ball behind the pin that’s hard to see because of a reflection from the sun. But I still say he’s full of shit
Shame he never got to play with Kim Jong Un, who tried golf once and hit a hole in one on every hole.
 

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Shame he never got to play with Kim Jong Un, who tried golf once and hit a hole in one on every hole.
Yep and he never played again.

There used to be a list of his “sporting accomplishments” floating around
 

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I miss Ricky doing this...



When I saw the Smith/Rock incident the other night, my first thought was 'How did this never happen to Gervais?' He could have been slapped 10 times. That Leo joke is SO good. An all-time fave.

Related note, I've heard people saying Chris Rock shouldn't have made fun of Jada Pinkett's "illness."

Illness?!? Bald men everywhere...

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When I saw the Smith/Rock incident the other night, my first thought was 'How did this never happen to Gervais?' He could have been slapped 10 times. That Leo joke is SO good. An all-time fave.

Related note, I've heard people saying Chris Rock shouldn't have made fun of Jada Pinkett's "illness."

Illness?!? Bald men everywhere...

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When I saw the Smith/Rock incident the other night, my first thought was 'How did this never happen to Gervais?' He could have been slapped 10 times. That Leo joke is SO good. An all-time fave.
On the same wavelength someone could have slapped Seth McFarland with his "saw your boobs" song.
 

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Yep and he never played again.

There used to be a list of his “sporting accomplishments” floating around

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My advice - don't be too honest. I told my last interviewer about the trouble I got into when I innocently misunderstood the term "bottomless brunch" at a local restaurant. Turns out I probably should not have told them that, especially in response to the question "do you work best alone or on a team?"

Live and learn.

So fucking funny!

"Ten thousand more years!! Ten thousand more years!!!!"
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