OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

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Virginia Beach sailor fatally shot man ‘in a sexual act’ with wife, court documents say

A U.S. Navy sailor fatally shot his wife’s boyfriend after catching them “engaged in a sexual act” inside their Virginia Beach home Friday, according to court documents. Tyler Lamar Jenkins, 26, was arraigned Monday on one count of second-degree murder and a firearms charge in the killing of a...

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The shooters aunt works in my office and sent a department wide message asking us to pray for her murdering nephew.

Sure, I’ll get right on that. #heartless

I guess she wasn't getting enough seamen.

/too soon?

 

[dare2be]

Audra Lindley, nothing more needs to be said.

Cradle robber.

 

[dare2be]

Virginia Beach sailor fatally shot man ‘in a sexual act’ with wife, court documents say

A U.S. Navy sailor fatally shot his wife’s boyfriend after catching them “engaged in a sexual act” inside their Virginia Beach home Friday, according to court documents. Tyler Lamar Jenkins, 26, was arraigned Monday on one count of second-degree murder and a firearms charge in the killing of a...

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The shooters aunt works in my office and sent a department wide message asking us to pray for her murdering nephew.

Sure, I’ll get right on that. #heartless

Navy sailor with a gun. That's a good guy with a gun, right?

 

[Nasty_Magician]

 

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If they can make the water green 1 day out of the year, why can't they make it blue the other 364 days?

 

[Comeds]

This is ridiculous! So he is a bad worker and boyfriend, I am sure we all have been guilty of that, but to send him to prison for life? WTF is this country coming too?

MSN

 

[Comeds]

I just met my new neighbors, honestly they did not seem very friendly. At first it was going OK then I pointed out since we live next door to each other and have windows facing each other, at some point we'd probably see each other naked. I then suggested we head inside and get that out of the way so it wouldnt be all weird later on. Thats when they got cold toward me and wandered back inside muttering something about calling the realtor.

 

[puckhead]

I just met my new neighbors, honestly they did not seem very friendly. At first it was going OK then I pointed out since we live next door to each other and have windows facing each other, at some point we'd probably see each other naked. I then suggested we head inside and get that out of the way so it wouldnt be all weird later on. Thats when they got cold toward me and wandered back inside muttering something about calling the realtor.

If I was a realtor, I would use you for marketing.

 

[Comeds]

 

[puckhead]

Indiana, the Florida of the mid-west

Indiana Egg Farmer Transported to Hospital With a Live Adult Chicken Stuck in His Rectal Cavity - New Jersey Brief

A farm owner from Shelbyville in Indiana was transported to the hospital in a critical condition late last night with an extremely agitated hen more…

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Indiana, the Florida of the mid-west

Indiana Egg Farmer Transported to Hospital With a Live Adult Chicken Stuck in His Rectal Cavity - New Jersey Brief

A farm owner from Shelbyville in Indiana was transported to the hospital in a critical condition late last night with an extremely agitated hen more…

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Sounds like a regular Saturday night in Shelbyville to me.

 

[sbb122]

Indiana, the Florida of the mid-west

Indiana Egg Farmer Transported to Hospital With a Live Adult Chicken Stuck in His Rectal Cavity - New Jersey Brief

A farm owner from Shelbyville in Indiana was transported to the hospital in a critical condition late last night with an extremely agitated hen more…

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Rectum? It nearly killed him.

 

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Rectum? It nearly killed him.

One of my dad's favorite lines lol

 

[buffhockey]

 

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[thedddd]

Indiana, the Florida of the mid-west

Indiana Egg Farmer Transported to Hospital With a Live Adult Chicken Stuck in His Rectal Cavity - New Jersey Brief

A farm owner from Shelbyville in Indiana was transported to the hospital in a critical condition late last night with an extremely agitated hen more…

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Seriously can’t wait until he regains consciousness to hear his side of the story.

 

[puckhead]

Seriously can’t wait until he regains consciousness to hear his side of the story.

It was a million to one shot, doc

 

[Comeds]

Seriously can’t wait until he regains consciousness to hear his side of the story.

It might not have been intentional, it could have been a bizarre accident. Maybe just a case of bad cluck.

 

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It might not have been intentional, it could have been a bizarre accident. Maybe just a case of bad cluck.

 

[sbb122]

He mistakenly grabbed a hen when he just wanted a little cock in his ass.