OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[dash]

He mistakenly grabbed a hen when he just wanted a little cock in his ass.

Something's missing...

 

[Comeds]

 

[dare2be]

Something something...cock-a-doodle-doo-doo

 

[puckhead]

 

[Comeds]

Indiana, the Florida of the mid-west

Indiana Egg Farmer Transported to Hospital With a Live Adult Chicken Stuck in His Rectal Cavity - New Jersey Brief

A farm owner from Shelbyville in Indiana was transported to the hospital in a critical condition late last night with an extremely agitated hen more…

newjerseybrief.com

I've heard of a canary in a coal mine but this is ridiculous!

 

[Comeds]

Despite being told I would not be moved, and that I was an important piece moving forward, I just found out I was traded to materials management. Hurts because I found out through the grapevine, not from my team.

 

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Despite being told I would not be moved, and that I was an important piece moving forward, I just found out I was traded to materials management. Hurts because I found out through the grapevine, not from my team.

I'm hearing Jenkins has been traded to sales for a receptionist to be named later.

 

[dare2be]

Despite being told I would not be moved, and that I was an important piece moving forward, I just found out I was traded to materials management. Hurts because I found out through the grapevine, not from my team.

I think that's because you slept with the wrong Lumbergh.

 

[buffhockey]

Not a bad idea to always have a change of underwear available, you just never know.

 

[puckhead]

lol

 

[dash]

lol

Wolf Blitzer likes this.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

lol

Travis Scott still isn't in jail for urging a crowd crush that killed 10 people?

 

[dash]

Travis Scott still isn't in jail for urging a crowd crush that killed 10 people?

I'm old and out of touch - Who the hell is Travis Scott?

 

[puckhead]

I'm old and out of touch - Who the hell is Travis Scott?

you're better off not knowing.

 

[naslundfan19]

I'm old and out of touch - Who the hell is Travis Scott?

He puts lettuce on his quarter pounders.

 

[forty_three]

I'm old and out of touch - Who the hell is Travis Scott?

He's a guy who urged a crowd to rush the gates of a concert starting a crush that killed 10 people, which is still not in jail for.

 

[Comeds]

Found this on my aunt's netbook:

 

[Comeds]

The Scientific Answer to Amelia Earhart is Lost in a Pile of Phantom Bones

"We work on bodies, not on phantoms."

getpocket.com

So, with help from historic clothing seamstress Paula Guernsey, who measured the inseam of a pair of Earhart’s pants held in a collection at Purdue University, he estimated the length of her tibia, her lower leg bone.

I cannot wait for a series of historical fiction books (then movies!) about Paula Guernsey.

 

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[thedddd]

I do know some of those diagnostic tools for some vehicles are custom to the manufacturer. Namely, in the high-end market and are A LOT more than just over a thousand dollars. But if you have a $250,000+ car you are parking it in your driveway or along the street anyway.