OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[forty_three]

My response to them was "Yeah he cuts my grass every Thursday".

One of my earliest encounters with them when they asked if I know Jesus, I said "Yeah he just left. I think he went to Brian's house".

They didn't like that much.

I shoulda said "Yeah bitch owes me fifty bucks"

 

[puckhead]

also, apparently god is a shitty driver

 

[thedddd]

One of my earliest encounters with them when they asked if I know Jesus, I said "Yeah he just left. I think he went to Brian's house".

They didn't like that much.

I shoulda said "Yeah bitch owes me fifty bucks"

Just realized we missed out on a great opportunity.
Should have included Jesus was here with his 12 workers and go on to name them all.

 

[forty_three]

Just realized we missed out on a great opportunity.
Should have included Jesus was here with his 12 workers and go on to name them all.

Dasher and Dancer, Prancer and Vixen? Comet and Cupid, Donner and Blitzen...

 

[thedddd]

also, apparently god is a shitty driver

Well you can say God was on the side of the driver in the red car. And said Fuck it to the other idiot.

 

[thedddd]

Dasher and Dancer, Prancer and Vixen? Comet and Cupid, Donner and Blitzen...

I think there are a few more: Joe, Simon and Garfunkle, Peter, Paul and Mary? Or is Simon from the Chipmunks?

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I had the Jesus Christ of the Latter day saints show up at the door. I naturally had to engage them because it is fun.
As they completed their dissertation asked if I believe if Jesus is real and still here?

My response to them was "Yeah he cuts my grass every Thursday".
At the point when I made that comment, they actually said thanks and walked away.

One item of understanding the setting, I had this conversation with them while drinking a bottle of beer. This was during the afternoon on a weekday, yeah I did this on purpose since they came to my door.

NOTE: I wasn't rude and did offer them a beer, but they declined.

When I was 18 or so I had a couple show up at my door and they noticed the Christmas lights were still up on my house (it was April or so, we usually waited until winter was over to take them down). They said they could take them down.

I'll forever be grateful to them for saving me from that chore that year

 

[elocomotive]

also, apparently god is a shitty driver

Next time maybe she should let "God take the wheel" in her driveway. If he can stop a car surely he can start one.

If there is a god somewhere (spoiler alert: there isn't) he's not consuming his time with managing the driving habits of billions of humans on a day-to-day basis. He's probably at a, I don't know... cloud bar (?) drinking maybe angel whiskey (seriously, 10,000s of years of evolution and some still think this is a REAL, actual place where you get like a mansion and everyone is just hanging, anyhow) depressed as shit that humans are always asking "what does it all mean?" and he's thinking 'you're fucking ALIVE you idiots! What more do I have to do for you people?!?!? Have you not seen the void of life that covers 99.99999% of the universe?'

 

[dare2be]

also, apparently god is a shitty driver

If it weren't for the endangering other innocents factor, this would make for a great viral challenge. "Test Your Faith"

 

[jstewismybastardson]

If it weren't for the endangering other innocents factor, this would make for a great viral challenge. "Test Your Faith"

This game is already being played by people choosing not to get vaccinated


/posted this from the post shot 15 minute waiting room lol

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Theyre not fuckin around !

 

[dash]

Theyre not fuckin around !

First we prosecute, then we execute. If we don't like you, we go right to execution.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

More than just a chuckle from me

 

[forty_three]

Why are you shouting? I was just doing what the truck said.

 

[Comeds]

I hope everyone is having a great Saturday!

I wrote a haiku for you all!

Happy Saturday
To all my message board friends,
Have a drink on me

 

[esls79]

I hope everyone is having a great Saturday!

I wrote a haiku for you all!

Happy Saturday
To all my message board friends,
Have a drink on me

Can you elaborate on the on me part? Like a North American on me or a Phuket on me?

 

[Comeds]

Can you elaborate on the on me part? Like a North American on me or a Phuket on me?

North American. It's been really hot here otherwise....

 

[Comeds]

Missing Biz Markie today.

RIP

 

[puckhead]

 

[jstewismybastardson]