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Comeds

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I saw this list in a magazine and disagreed with it. However when I ran it through the ORM© it gave me the same results.

Best Aretha Franklin songs:

1. Who's Zoomin Who
2. Respect
3. (You Make Me Feel Like A) Natural Woman
4. Chain Of Fools
5. Rock Steady
 

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You would think by now to not even test fate but they continue to do so.
 

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When I heard "Elsa" was causing flooding, that is not the image of who I thought Elsa was.
 

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When I heard "Elsa" was causing flooding, that is not the image of who I thought Elsa was.
Like the old saying goes "fight fire with fire" I guess the same can be said with water?
 

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"The only way to stop fire and water is a good guy with fire and water. "
NFAWA
Let me tell you something brother! I used to support the NFAWA, But back then, what did we have? When I was growing up we had water pistols. They barely worked and leaked. If you were quiet enough you might sneak up on the cat. Or maybe if no one was looking you could get close enough to squirt your little sister's birthday cake candles out before Mom backhanded the gun away like a young Ivan Lendl.
But now a days, brother, with squirt guns like the Soak Bazooka 7500, in mere seconds little Johnny could wipe out grandma's 80th birthday party. Old ladies would be running into each other, their bifocals dripping. Saul's bar-mitzvah? Ruined! The Veiled Prophet Queen Of Love And Beauty Ball? Destroyed without ever needing a reload!
So for reasons like that I can no longer give the NFAWA my support.
 

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That has to be the first time Ivan Lendl's name has been dropped on this forum. Nice work comeds :thumb:
 

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That has to be the first time Ivan Lendl's name has been dropped on this forum. Nice work comeds :thumb:
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quick search shows his name has been mentioned 4 times previously… TWICE BY YOU :tsk:

/legendary tennis uglyman Petr Korda trailed lendl by only 1 mention prior to today

/Korda: pictured below


 

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/legendary tennis uglyman Petr Korda trailed lendl by only 1 mention prior to today

Speaking of Petr Korda (a fine tennis player in his own right), he has two daughters on the LPGA tour (highly ranked) and his son Sebastian will soon be the highest ranked American on the ATP tour.
 

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Lobster ain't even that good. You gotta dip it in butter for it to have any flavour at all.
Was watching a documentary that said that lobster was originally the poor fisherman's food because no one else wanted it. Then tourists started showing up and they convinced the tourists it was a delicacy so they bought that, leaving better tasting fish for them.

No idea if it's true but funny.
 
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