OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[forty_three]

C'mon, I wouldn't say any offensive jokes in an interview. I'd stick to safe stuff like ethnic and sexual preference jokes.
Since it was with a healthcare provider I went with "why do lesbians make the worst doctors?". Safe and wholesome.

I don't know, why?

 

[puckhead]

 

[Comeds]

I don't know, why?

Not sure, it wasnt a real joke. Off the top of my head I'd answer "because they are women?"

 

[dash]

I like the Jim Jefferies line where he says he got a lot of complaints on his last comedy special for doing misogynistic jokes and he didn't understand it because it was his 5th special and he thought he was misogynistic on all his previous comedy specials. He then said it just proves that with women you really have to repeat yourself.



/higgy

 

[puckhead]

Not sure, it wasnt a real joke. Off the top of my head I'd answer "because they are women?"

my guess would be

"because if they see you naked they want to move in with you"

 

[puckhead]

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[forty_three]

Youngest starts online orientation for high school today.

While me and the missus take middle child to move in day at college.



Why do I feel like I am about to press the fast forward button on my life?

 

[Comeds]

Silver lining of the Habs elimination is i can watch my normal Saturday night shows - The Love Boat and Fantasy Island! ABC, Now is the time, ABC is the place!

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Silver lining of the Habs elimination is i can watch my normal Saturday night shows - The Love Boat and Fantasy Island! ABC, Now is the time, ABC is the place!

max domi gets to reprise his role as tattoo?

 

[Comeds]

max domi gets to reprise his role as tattoo?

From the description in TV Guide it sounds like an episode where an all men work retreat takes place on the island.
“It’s the perfect place,” Mr. Rourke said. “Not even any women here to disrupt your concentration.”

I'm in!

 

[puckhead]

Brendan Gallagher can do voice over work for Tattoo while his jaw is wired

 

[Comeds]

max domi gets to reprise his role as tattoo?

Brendan Gallagher can do voice over work for Tattoo while his jaw is wired

 

[Comeds]

 

[Comeds]

Little Fockers deleted scene

Interior Trader Joe's - Jack and Greg peruse the dairy aisle

Jack: Almond Milk, Soy Milk, Oat Milk....Cashew Milk? I didn't know you could milk a cashew.

Greg: Oh, you can milk just about anything.

Jack: Could you milk me, Greg?

Exterior Motel 6, room 4 - over Puff The Magic Dragon we hear two men moaning

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Little Fockers deleted scene

Interior Trader Joe's - Jack and Greg peruse the dairy aisle

Jack: Almond Milk, Soy Milk, Oat Milk....Cashew Milk? I didn't know you could milk a cashew.

Greg: Oh, you can milk just about anything.

Jack: Could you milk me, Greg?

Exterior Motel 6, room 4 - over Puff The Magic Dragon we hear two men moaning

Scene ripped from “Little Fuckers” starring Max Domi and Brendan Gallagher

 

[forty_three]

Time for racey racey vroom vroom at Indy.

Hope Alonso mops the field up. Or Hinch.

Having an Andretti win would be as awful as hearing NHL commentators if McDavid wins one.

 

[forty_three]

There's a car sponsored by the US Space Force. It smacked the wall on lap 2 and is out.

lol

 

[jstewismybastardson]

We went boating yesterday. Very gusty so we spent alot of the day looking for calm spots all over the lake. Came upon a boat full of 20something year olds who had engine problems so we towed them to the nearest public launch dock. They didnt have any rope ( ) so we used ours.

after a 30 minute tow in rough water we got to the dock and my mom in law went full “pirate karen” and told them “yah know ... by maritime salvage rules , since we used our rope , your boat is our property” lmao looks on their faces were priceless

 

[dash]

Time for racey racey vroom vroom at Indy.

Hope Alonso mops the field up. Or Hinch.

Having an Andretti win would be as awful as hearing NHL commentators if McDavid wins one.

Come on Hinchy!