OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[Nasty_Magician]

 

[jstewismybastardson]

"Fun" "Facts"*:
In the original script of Back To The Future (the one they were using when Eric Stoltz was starring) - just as the lightning hit the Delorean cables a fly flew into the car. When Marty made it back the the future (everyone looks into camera) he complained to Doc that he did not feel so well. When he made it home he argues with this parents and vomits digestive juices onto them. The next day when Doc comes by to warn McFly! about his kids being in trouble, Marty McFly! sprouts wings and flies off saying where he is going he wont need roads. Mr. Mister's Broken Wings plays as the credits rolled.

The studio deemed it too dark.

Stoltz took a lot of these ideas with him for his next starring role in The Fly 2.

*at least according to guy at the DMV

i had actually heard this eric stoltz original script debacle story in relation to Huey Lewis. He had signed on to write music for the soundtrack. Had everything in the can before he even saw the script!!!

Then ... he saw the script and wanted to change the name of the title song from “back to the future” to “back in time” as in he wanted to go back in time and never sign up for that bullshit gig.

But in the end, he was takin’ what they're giving 'cause he was workin' for a livin'


/also heard eric stoltz used some of the prosthetics already made for the original back to the future script for his role in “Mask”

 

[naslundfan19]

Current temporary assignment is bathroom duty after Taco Tuesday.

You might need that at the actual Arctic Circle or the restaurant.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Since i have you here @Comeds ... i heard from someone in the know that an nhl player once said to Max Domi on the ice “Roll back to bench diabeato”

/one of my last 2 posts in this thread is 100% true

 

[Comeds]

Since i have you here @Comeds ... i heard from someone in the know that an nhl player once said to Max Domi on the ice “Roll back to bench diabeato”

/one of my last 2 posts in this thread is 100% true

I don't know, I am pretty sure that health situations, wives, and personal life problems are all off limits when on the ice (on the field, on the court, etc) due to the mutual respect of the players.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[Comeds]

Quibi but for p*rn

 

[Comeds]

NBA Fan Wants Refund From NBA 2K After Watching Inappropriate Video Of Kevin Durant

 

[thedddd]

NBA Fan Wants Refund From NBA 2K After Watching Inappropriate Video Of Kevin Durant

If it is the game it should have been added to the game. None of that would have happened If they added Magic City as a training location.

 

[Comeds]

If it is the game it should have been added to the game. None of that would have happened If they added Magic City as a training location.

He is a very talented and un-shy player.

 

[Comeds]

I guess now some people are going to pretend they really liked and cared about the Good Humor jingle.

 

[thedddd]

He is a very talented and un-shy player.

And how did I miss the most inappropriate part of that. That guys last name is swallow.

 

[Comeds]

My eyes are killing me! My wife accidentally bought hyperallegenic eye drops instead of the hypoallergenic ones we normally buy.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

100%

 

[Comeds]

I had a job interview today, I want this one so I was nervous. I think it went ok but if any of you know anyone at the Wendys in White Marsh MD, could you give them a call for me?

It's f'n bullshit that you should break the ice in an interview with a joke. I just got an email I didn't get the job. Oh well, at least I'm employed.

 

[puckhead]

It's f'n bullshit that you should break the ice in an interview with a joke. I just got an email I didn't get the job. Oh well, at least I'm employed.

next time don't lead off with a "yo mamma" joke

 

[dash]

It's f'n bullshit that you should break the ice in an interview with a joke. I just got an email I didn't get the job. Oh well, at least I'm employed.

Yup, the line "I bet your wife was something before electricity" rarely goes over well.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Yup, the line "I bet your wife was something before electricity" rarely goes over well.

especially when you’re interviewing to be ellens new personal assistant as comeds was

 

[Comeds]

C'mon, I wouldn't say any offensive jokes in an interview. I'd stick to safe stuff like ethnic and sexual preference jokes.
Since it was with a healthcare provider I went with "why do lesbians make the worst doctors?". Safe and wholesome.

 

[thedddd]