tzill
Lefty 99
To paraphrase what I believe filo said somewhere - I don't give a shit about their payroll number - they fucked up royale with cheese signing Rowand and Zito and they should write those off those losses (which they are), understand that they are one time fuckups, make sure they are only one time fuckups, and disregard those costs when it comes to the payroll.
If the payroll is $130million but $13 is playing with himself in Florida and $17 is riding an 82 mph unicorn then you're really only trotting out a $100million roster with a $30million albatross.
If they had signed Beltran for $13 they could have sucked it up for this season and been back to a normal payroll next season with only a $17million albatross.
I understand all the reasoning against this, and i personally don't give a shit. They have plenty of money and signing Beltran would have improved our chances of getting back to the playoffs and winning a WS over the next couple of seasons (which gets you more money you fuckin dopes).
Instead we get Melky. And fucking Zito is our #5.
Under normal circumstances I wouldn't be stressing this, but everybody knows what we have in this team, so potentially frittering it away because of previous horseshit signings is horseshit.
Who pooped in my cereal? Nobody that's who. I didn't have any cuz my wife left the milk out. But what am I gonna do wait til next week to buy some more milk? Eat my honey bunches of oats with sour milk? Fuck that I have the money I'm gonna go buy some more goddamn milk eat my fucking honey bunches of oats and have a Merry fucking Christmas.
There are a number of assumptions here which need to be clarified:
1. That "one time fuckups" shouldn't count as payroll. The money is real, and it is going to be paid. It's payroll.
2. Extending the payroll to $145 this year, and then back down to $130MM next year is a viable biz strategy. If we had signed CarBel, and then suffered injuries to, say, Timmy, Franchez and CarBel and missed the playoffs -- how receptive would you or the rest of the fanbase be to reducing the payroll next year? I'm guessing you'd be pissed that they don't raise it to $160MM to give us a "better shot at making the playoffs." Simply put, it's pretty damn hard to justify a reduction/non-expansion in payroll when you're selling out the stadium.
3. That "one time fuckups" are correctable and should never again happen. What if CarBel is chronically injured and plays 50 games in the next two years? Then HIS contract becomes another "one time fuckup" that I would assume you think ownership would need to "suck up" next year. "One time fuckups" are part of doing business as a GM. I'll lay the Zito contract aside, as that was an ownership fuckup by all accounts and not SabeySabes'. There are going to be RoRo's, there are going to be Marvin Benards, and occasionally there are going to be Edgardo Alfonsos. There are also going to be 2010 Aubrey Huffs, PTMFBs, and 2011 Ryan Vogelsongs. Comes with the territory as GM. What SabeySabes seems to be doing is limiting his downside by refusing to give out any more RoRo length contracts to FAs. By definition, that means we're going to miss out on the Prince Fielders and Jose Reyeses, but that's an acceptable opportunity loss for the gain of not having a Zito or RoRo contract strangling the budget.
4. You haven't even opened up the 2012 Giants milk...you've no idea if it's sour or not. But, feel free to get some advance bitching in. You're a good fan, you've earned the right....unlike some pantshitters I could name.
Chappy Channukah